sweet dreams.

Evan attending his and Lizzie’s celebration party on The FantaSea One Yacht.

I’ve also seen the Twilight films so I think that makes me double possessed. Hope you still like me when my demons come out to play. Does this mean we can rule the underworld together? I was most definitely not trying to hide it either, I can’t help it that you’re extremely good looking. You always look extra fire for me. But seriously, thanks for coming with me and helping with everything. You’re the best. 

Oh shit, you’re possessed by double demons? That’s good because now my demons won’t be so lonely. They can all have play dates and bring chaos to Earth together. It’ll be beautiful. Duh, of course! King and Queen of the underworld right here. I refuse to answer to anything that title now. I gotta keep up with you. Have you seen you? Wow. You know I’d do anything for you. You never even need to ask.

Friends Approval // Evan & Harry

So far, Harry was having a fantastic time at the beach party. Leigh-Anne really had pulled it out the bag. He’d dipped into the Barbecue and was now just letting himself relax by the pool and take in the British sun which was once in a blue moon. As he let his legs dangle in the water, his eyes scanned the view before him from behind his sunglasses. His eyes then lingered on a familiar blonde girl with a certain someone he was promised he’d be able to meet sometime soon to give that all important friend approval. So he decided that right now would be the perfect opportunity.

Legs dripping with pool water, he made his way over to the couple he’d spotted with a smile over his face. “Hello stranger” he smiled, “Fancy seeing you two here.” Harry added a little small talk before scanning the area for some possible games to drag Evan over to. “Fancy going to play some beer pong or something mate” the brunette suggested. A game option would be the best plan to get to know the boy. It was the best way to break the ice with someone and always have something to fill those awkward silences with. The male was also competitive so something like this would always be fun for him. He just hoped that Evan would be okay being torn away from his partner for a short while.  @evanptrs

Lately Evan had been busy filming American Horror Story so he hadn’t had much of a chance to let loose a little. It seemed the timing was perfect since production had stopped for a while and Leigh-Anne was throwing a party right as he was free. There’d been no doubt in his mind to say yes when Perrie asked him to fly over to London with her. It was a chance for him to relax and, most importantly, meet Perrie’s friends. He’d met her family before - he loved them and they loved him so there was no pressure there. He wanted to make a good impression on her friends and get along with them, too. It was less nerve-wracking than meeting the family. There was no pressure. Evan was going to be himself and if they didn’t like him then it wouldn’t bother him.

I have magical powers like that, I guess. Thank you though, for coming with me and being my muscles. You’re kind of the best, you know? I’m definitely not lifting a finger to help you at all. Much more enjoyable to just watch you do all the heavy lifting. 

It wouldn’t surprise me. I mean, you’ve seen Harry Potter so that means you’re an expert in the dark arts and you’re possessed by the devil. Lucky for you, I am, too. Only for you! Totally knew you were checking me out but it’s my duty as the boyfriend to be the eye candy. I’ll make sure I look extra fire just for you.

Well since it’s you I believe it. Mars seems like the perfect place for you to settle down and have a great life. Oh he does? Guess I’ll have to watch the new season then, thanks Ryan. Of course I want to come fuck with people. Just tell me when and I’ll be there to make people cry. You’re forgiven, we’re both proud parents right now if it makes you feel any better. How about Thursday? I do know how to cook I’m just usually way too lazy to do it, so we’ll order take out and have a good ol’ time. I’ve got some tea too because I don’t like feeling left out.

Thank you for supporting my new life on Mars. You should come visit one day. I have a room all ready for you but you can never go back to Earth afterwards. I knew I could always trust you to come and fuck with people with me. My favourite partner in crime. If Sophie says I said that to her then don’t believe. I totally didn’t. I only strive to make you both proud. I’m trying to sweet talk the bosses into bringing you guys into the MCU. It’s a very, very, very slow work in progress right now. You know I’m always down for take out and tea spilling. I also need to tell you how fuckin’ psycho my ex is. It involves selling my number and address for money.

Feels like only yesterday Chad gave me the idea to plan some sort of beach party, and now the day has already rolled around! If you don’t know it already, which I think I may have already told most of you, I’m so excited! There is no beach in London, but that didn’t stop me from bringing the beach too London. I hope you will all have fun.. I hope to see some of you on that karaoke machine later tonight too. Me? Hell yes, I’ll be there, any song suggestions? @tftmstarters​​

The party was awesome! I’m glad I had off work so I could fly over and be there. Besides, I probably would’ve taken time off anyway because I know Perrie wanted me to tag along and I’d do anything for that girl. Oof, no karaoke for me. Maybe when I’m drunk but I’m being a good boy and staying away from the alcohol these days.

Do you think you could get away from AHS filming for a few days? Leigh-Anne’s hosting a party back home this weekend and I want to go support her and also introduce you around to some of our friends. And also put those muscles of yours to use too, moving some stuff out of storage to ship here. I promise lots of home cooked meals and kisses. @evanptrs​

I feel like this couldn’t have time more perfectly. Production just got shut down for a bit so I’m a free man. Besides, how could I turn down home cooked meals and kisses? You know that’s the way to my heart. Just consider me your personal mover. You sit back, relax and I got this.

Just be good at not getting caught, even if it’s a lie I don’t want to here you tell Mary Kate how much you love her. I can’t handle it. They already love you, pretty sure it’s the only reason why they even bother talking to me anymore. You’d make a great mole person though, don’t let anyone tell you any differently. I’m glad we do too. It’s way more fun living this life. I have news for you too, so you go first and then I’ll go. 

I’ll be super sneaky, I promise. Can’t go hurting my favourite sisters feelings, can I? Just know that this means you get my brother and sister too and you’re not allowed to like them more than me. It’s in our sibling contract. Thanks, Lizzie! I knew you’d be the only supportive one of my mole person life. I’ll even let you come and visit sometimes. Okay, my news is I have a girlfriend. A very sane one called Perrie and she’s amazing. You’ll love her. You spill yours now!

Hopefully I’ll still be able to upload some just not as much. I’m your favorite Youtuber? Holy shit. Dream come true. Can’t wait to tell my mom you watch my videos. I’m sure you’ll all be fine when you’re sitting down watching my newest movies, so you’re welcome. I will tell her you said hey, but she does shit talk you quite frequently. I’m kidding. It’s almost annoying how much she loves you. Oh yeah, right. Feel like you’re lying to me now, Ev. But yeah, lets go ride all the rides and spoil the movies for each other.

Duh, of course! You think I watch any of those other YouTubers? Pfft. Maybe when they get on the YouTuber level of Brie Larson then I will. Since I’m your biggest fan, you should find a way to slide me into that new movie of yours. Quicksilver could totally hang out with Captain Marvel and the rest of the cool chicks. I was about to declare war on her then, phew. Just know that you’re the only person I’d possibly tell spoilers to. My own girlfriend doesn’t even get to be in the know. I’m not ready for the Marvel snipers to strike me down just yet.