Kaufermatic.

I don’t really care for it all that much. 

Lovely to know.

Mind sharing?

Hm, I dunno.

So you’re basically the creepy drunk uncle who hits on everyone? 

Well, I'm not creepy.

Hope you’re sharing.

Ask nicely.

Sexy, Clifford. How do you suit like -- every hair colour? I barely even suit my hairstyles.

I just wanted to talk, Lukey. 

Need some big ol' cuddles, Louis?

Show off. But it doesn’t matter. You’ve had two years more than I did so it’s cool. 

Well, come back to me in two years then, dork face.

Nah mate, I'm good.

Can we talk about this somewhere else? 

Fuck sake. Because I did, yeah? Get over it. That was then and this is now. The past is the past.

Put some clothes on, nudie-boy.

You don't seem to be looking away.

Alright, as long as it’s just weed, and nothing else.

Yep. Yep.

Ew, no. Gross. Don’t call me adorable, I’m too cool to be adorable. 

You're cool and adorable. There, I called you cool, happy?

I don’t ever want you to hate me. 

I could never hate you, mittens..