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Cool I’m in Canada 

And a very Bhroaroo to you my good sir

That’s right. One more badge and I can head off to Victory Road

.......fuck

I might be able to find the gym leader somewhere in the forest. While I’m at it maybe I can find a powerhouse Pokemon

Don’t worry we’ll make it work. Meet Tom the Jigglypuff everyone.

You better heal my Pokemon otherwise I’m throwing you off the edge

YOU’RE GINGER

Your death will be swift and painful

ICEBERG FOR DAYSSSSSSSSSS

What did you think we were even? I have twice as many Pokemon as you to begin with

Well if you ask me in my professional opinion.............

Psh, yeah okay

Sweet baby Arceus not them too

Whoopin that ass like always

What? No. I need to heal my Pokemon first

The Fuck bro?

Praise Gamefreak for the physical wall that is Chilla

FireFox is about to update you out of existence 

Still trying to be a Pokemon Master everyone. Got slightly sidetracked

But hey I caught a Weepinbell

Cool a useless item for a nuzlocke

#SquadGoals

NO !? After all this time?

I’m gonna jump off this bridge and end it all?

What?

For real?

Oh my Arceus she uses Decatty

Poison Jab to the face Chesnaught

You know what, I don’t have time for this

MEGA EVOLVE

Okay now ones died since then. I haven’t touched the game since the last update and kind of lost it too

This train station better connect me to some DLC 

Literally anyone but Shauna please

He almost killed everyone Do any of you people take anything seriously?

I mean how often does a 10 year child take down an evil organization 

oh thank you. I uh...actually appreciate it

Professor that exactly what Lysandre. You’re starting to scare me

Where are you getting at?

Yeah lead. Lead everyone into oblivion 

This describes friendships on so many levels

Oh yeah I got bored and left. 

Basically what happened was we had a battle and he fought me with the fully evolved Kanto starters. 

Let's pick up where we left off

So Lysandre was nuts and the leader of Team Flare and was trying to use the ancient legendary Pokemon "Xerneas" to power his super weapon

I infiltrated Team Flare's other secret headquaters because Lysandre can't except the fact that I beat him and felt the need to be over dramatic and draw this whole thing out

I caught Xerneas thus making him unable to fire his doomsday weapon but.......

Lysandre didn't learn from the first two times we fought

I won and he threw a temper tantrum....

And blew himself up along with the rest of his not so secret base, laser beam, and many follower.

So here's where we are now

Route 18. I have 7 badges, lost a my fair share of Pokemon and kind of forgot I was involved in a Nuzlocke for awhile but now we're back. And Professor Stick-a-more wants to meet me in Couriway Town.

And I still haven't learned French in the 3 month time span from my last entry

But I caught a Graveler 

Very intimidating I see

I don't about you guys but after watching Walking Dead this season you tend to avoid places that sound dangerously close to terminal 

Like this Durant I found 

Would've caught it but killed by accident

Let's keep exploring

Got my handy dandy fuck finder 9000 to help looks for some fucks and why I should care about 

How in the Distortion World do you build a bridge in cave

Alright Cinnamon leveled

And she's dead

You know what

Fuck this place. Imma just escape rope up out of here

Sounds like you should probably talk to your Doctor