(˘ω˘) Meat (˘ω˘)

I used the Hux one for my Twitter bio, so I figured I should probably share.

we don’t talk abt how stressful buying new glasses frames is. ur shopping for your whole personality there. life on the line. do or die. all for two pieces of glass and some sticks

Dude, I don’t mean to sound like an ad, but the Pair Optical glasses are rad af.  My frames are basic black, but I have a few of the magnetic toppers (regular and sunglasses) in various designs.  Bonus!  I bought a plain black sunglasses topper and handed it over to my crafty bff, who made it awesome.  

Unrestrained summer fun

People who switch pronouns in songs to no-homo the situation are so funny. The idea literally never even occurred to me as a kid. Couldn’t be me. I am a woman scorned. I am a man who had his heart broken. I am a guy who hates his hometown. I’m a country boy, I’m a city girl. I’m a slut. I’m addicted to cocaine. It’s a song, man.