🌊 spongebob quotes 🌊

spongebob in the spongebob squarepants movie: im a goofy goober-

“Let’s get naked!”

I knew a guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy’s cousin-“

“There it is. The finest eating establishment ever established for eating. The Krusty Krab, home of the Krabby Patty, with the Help Wanted sign on the front. I’ve waited years for this moment. I’m gonna go in there, march straight up to the manager, look at him straight in the eye, lay it on the line, and - I can’t do it!”

“you taste like glass”

“You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich.”

I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

Do you smell it? That smell? A kind of smelly smell, a smelly smell that smells, smelly

Ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli

MEHOY MINOY