double yellow, murdered deer

whoops lost myself for about eight years there

I’ve been known to enjoy a fucked up fantasy or two

Receiving a Werther’s Derivative from my poser grandma

every since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to aimlessly wander a blighted landscape

it’s bc im on that damn phone honestly

(thinks about something someone said 2 months ago) Fuck you

who up downwarding their spiral

#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)