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Cute idea but his eyes glowing eyes are not an improvement. He looks like he's been fraternising with the Midwich Cuckoo's.

Following on from 1930s English Dr E.T., we have an equally confusing E.T. x Shrek lovechild. Somehow this guy manages to channel Robert the haunted doll. And it has ears. That doesn't make it better on any level.

Look at those luscious lips 💋 He says "go on. Plant them right here sugar butt."

This one is just confusing, why is E.T. dressed like a 1930s English doctor? And why does it look like he might have suffered a medical event? What the fuck is going on here?

I will probably regret not buying it for the rest of my days, as when I returned to that very same shop approximately 10 years later, that beautiful specimen was no longer there. Clearly someone else shares my niche interests.

This one has eyebrows similar to that frilled dinosaur in Jurassic park, what you're actually witnessing here is a threat display