'a funny girl.

          ❛ really?? but -- but how can that be true? it was so ... fantastical! ❜

; bookworm. pls vote in this rad poll for me??? PLEASE??

          ❛ says you, mr. don’t ask don’t tell --- i,      for one,            am  very  curious  as  to  how  you  got  stuck  in  the              c l e a n i n g  closet wedged between the broom and             the bleach. please, enlighten me. ❜

              ❛don’t be so dramatic.       everything will be                  fine   if you just wait for a minute while i  search                  for a way out.   getting lost in the woods isn’t the                  end of the world, there’s always a way out if you                 just keep looking for it. ❜

              ❛no – i suppose it isn’t  b a d – but,    i don’t                 know,  i’m just not sure it’s enough for me. i need                 something more. ❜

          ❛YEAH, no thanks to you! what was going on back             there? who were those people?? and why did you throw             me this sword and expect me to know how to use it???                                         --- although i did do pretty well for a first-timer                                               but         WHAT ON EARTH WAS THAT?! ❜

        ❛ that’s what you think.    but you’re not the one           STUCK here!      he’s handsome sure but god is he           conceited!  and a brainless beast at the end of it too.            i  don’t want to live on the countryside to cook   and           clean and do normal everyday things.  i want to do            the extraordinary. to do that i can’t settle down with           some   fool who can’t tell north from south   unless            he’s  hunting  a   duck  in   m i g r a t i o n   season. ❜

       ❛ or we could go  e x p l o r e . what, are you          scared?                             i can lead if you want.❜

❛ i'm not focused on helping people. i would be happy to,    believe me, but i'm much more focused on adventure.    i  don't  really feel like i belong in this small  town  with    these small people doing small things.        i should be    slaying  dragons and rescuing princesses and  leading    armies into battle,   not wasting away in the corner of a    too small bookshop. ❜

              ❛ well, yes, okay I deserved that -- does that                  imply you're not??                         human, that is. ❜