halt! who goes there?

vegans making honey a bee labour issue is the funniest thing imaginable because like, you picked the one animal that has already unionised

i wore red eyeshadow today and this lil mexican boy like 10 yrs old had his silver chain and hat and was all puffed up machismo but got all shy walkin over to the counter and was like “i really love your eyeshadow” in the most genuine awestruck voice. can’t believe i almost didn’t wear it. i almost missed out on bein “masc mexican dude wearing makeup” representation my heart was so full

I needed that second pic

me, your friendly neighborhood villain apologist: zuko was never evil he was just 16

like yeah i know he gets a bonkers good redemption arc but like. he didn’t actually need one because if you give a teenage boy a ship and tell the people on it to listen to him the least you can expect is some attempted murder. that’s not on him at that point

Wait, this originally happened when he was 13 and I’ll tell you that 13 year old me would have committed atrocities.

13yo me would’ve taken the free boat and straight up become a pirate and the fact that Zuko didn’t is really the biggest plot twist in avatar

AU where Zuko just becomes a pirate.

He still sees the light blast and goes to the South Pole but instead of trying to capture aang he rolls up in his free boat like ‘get in losers we’re going to kill my dad’

Yes, this. I like this.

do kids these days know about glomping?

What is that?

What the fuck?

The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost; for none now live who remember it.

cold take but we gotta reopen club penguin and webkinz and toontiwn and shit like rn.

if i was on youtube and twitter and stuff unrestricted as a kid instead on playing dumb lil penguin games my brain would be swiss cheese

I would frame that shit and put it over my fireplace and make everyone who came into my home wonder.

Run it through some filters first to make it look like a painting and it will probably erase any sign of the ledge.

I love it!