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Hey I’m moving blogs. This account is just really backed up with all the side blogs and how many things I’ve liked. My main blog will be my poetry blog and you can find it at https://noble-hearted.tumblr.com/

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My sister was listening to Istanbul by They Might Be Giants and proceeded to explain that Istanbul was Constantinople. Now it’s Istanbul not Constantinople. So if I had a date in Constantinople she’d be waiting in Istanbul

#it's istanbul #not constantinople #they might be giants #istanbul #constantinople

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“it’s a 6k slowburn” i say

“oh only six thousand words?” says some poor ignorant soul, “that’s not that lo-”

“no, six thousand years,” i say, staring off into a distance. “they’ve been pining for six thousand fucking years.”

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This is what I was talking about.

I’m sorry if you think you can tag your 9000 word one-shot as slow burn. When I want a slow burn I mean a 100 chapter 1 million word fic where they don’t get together until chapter 93

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Genuinely considering eating a bunch of dairy so my throat swells and I don’t have to go to work

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I can’t lie. Listening to One Year Later of Welcome to Night Vale is an emotional trip. I am laughing and happy. But I am also so very sad and I don’t really now what to do now.

#wtnv #welcome to night vale #cecil palmer #carlos the scientist #the apache tracker #the man in the tan jacket #one year later #i'm crying

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This has to happen

If the Bruins and the Sharks both make it to the finals, Shane and Ryan will finally see who’s the deadliest animal on earth

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Frankenstein’s the doctor. Everyone knows Dracula is the monster.

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Do you think that Hermione has ever called Ron ‘Ronikins’?

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No. Harry on the other hand...

I’m so glad that now that Umbrella Academy has come out on Netflix I have a support system of people who also hate Reginald Hargreeves

#the umbrella academy #reginald hargreeves #vanya hargreeves #luther hargreeves #allison hargreeves #ben hargreeves #deigo hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #numer five #the boy

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Me following people on December 16th at 8:35 pm: I’m staying on a ship that’s sinking

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@ethereal-calamity’s followers. They wanted me to let you know they loved you all, but it’s too late for them now

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Them: Tom Hiddleston.

Me, an intellectual: Tom Huddleston.

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I know that this was a typo I made but it still pains me to look at it.

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