Sup.

Where do you want them, baby?

(kineticsam:

Stop it, you know you are. I've seen you checking yourself out in the mirror. Just for you, sweetheart.

Mmm hot.  Do I get to see you in them?  Or is that for later?

Yeah!  I’ve never been there, so it’s the best place to go!  When do you wanna go?  I can help you pack, baby.

Me neither! Oh, dude, as soon as possible! And alright, I'll take the opportunity to show you the Batman undies I bought.

Well if you want car sex, then somewhere we can drive.  Maybe Ireland!

Ireland would be amazing! Oh my gosh, I'm gonna start planning right the fuck now. Oh, and packing too, 'cause that'll take me a few hours by itself.

Alright, if you say so.

Fuck. Yes. When and where?!

Maybe I am…do you want me to stop?

Yes!!! I need to focus, rude!

Or maybe naked would be better?

Fuck off, you're doing this on purpose. Meanie.

So now you want me to be shirtless?

Screw you, you know I do. How was your day, man? What did you do?

Sorry.  That’s the kind of thing I won’t be doing when you’re trying to do homework.

Hm. I don't know how I feel about that, now, actually. Think I might change my mind.

I do!  But only when you’re doing homework and stuff.

Unf.