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"what do pillow princesses even do in bed?" I moan obscenely and scratch up my butch's back and squirt buckets. must I do more??

it doesn’t matter. you will still have fun baking a distastrous looking bread loaf. you will still have fun painting a technically bad painting. you will get happy brain chemicals dancing like a weirdo. be bad on purpose.

PSA: Cellulite and stretch marks are normal. The only reason we’ve been told that they’re not is because companies want to sell you products to reduce, minimize, or eliminate these very natural body characteristics. Your body is not a photoshop picture. Stop beating yourself up for being human. 

good morning i would like to be fucked very hard rn

This fits my blanket fort vibe. 📚📖⛺️

being an adult is always like i have to go to the store i have to go to the store i have to go to the store

need to get eaten out all night long.

Sometimes you just need to hear how much you mean to someone

My love language is telling you random things about my day.

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!