theotherdave:
“Caw.”
“That is one rowdy bird sound, be careful it doesn’t summon an unexpected flock of feathery assholes. Kidding. What’s up?”

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@eternaeus
theotherdave:
“Caw.”
“That is one rowdy bird sound, be careful it doesn’t summon an unexpected flock of feathery assholes. Kidding. What’s up?”

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⊱simple introduction starters⊰
❝what are you doing here?❞
❝you're going to hurt yourself, let me help you.❞
❝why are you staring at me?❞
❝if you didn't want to talk to me, you could've just said so.❞
❝i think you dropped this.❞
❝here, i'll pay for that.❞
❝so i assume you're the one everyone's talking about.❞
❝that outfit looks nice on you, where'd you get it?❞
❝why are you doing this?❞
❝so that looks dangerous... want to try it?❞
❝you're going to do WHAT with WHAT?❞
❝can you help me grab this?❞
❝don't talk to me until i've had my coffee. thanks.❞
❝that was possibly the weirdest thing i've ever seen.❞
❝you have the prettiest smile i've seen all day.❞
❝do i have anything on my shirt?❞
❝are you waiting for an interview too?❞
❝is this seat saved for anyone?❞
❝i've never been here before, it's beautiful.❞
❝do you know the directions to (location)?❞
❝so how long have you been working here?❞
❝how many of those have you had?❞
❝i'm not suppose to talk to strangers.❞
❝you'll be ok, i promise.❞
❝can you hear me?❞
❝i think you're on my foot...❞
❝i guess you're stuck with me 'til the elevator starts working.❞
❝could you POSSIBLY get more annoying?❞
❝i have several questions, first off WHY?❞
❝why would you do that?"
❝i think that guy is giving you a weird look.❞
❝hey are you ok?❞
❝do you live here?❞
❝are you third-wheeling too?❞
❝why are like this?❞
❝who did this to you?❞
❝who told you that?❞
❝why are you following me?❞
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Alright, so Dirk isn’t normally a coffee dude. Normally he’s the kind of dude who stays up until four in the morning slamming energy drinks and working on projects that require a sharp mind and steady hands, but today he had to go out for groceries before the store closed. After one of those all-nighter type shit deals, and in the early afternoon no less. Needless to say that put his sense of humor ironically just on the other side of not funny when he slumped into a chair across from an unknown troll, knocked his drink over by jostling the table on accident, and made a rather uncouth joke about breaking off one of the guy’s horns to end his own suffering.
Now that guy was low-key freaking out and verbally tumbling over himself headlong, and Dirk felt like shit for leaving his usual antisocial bubble. “Okay, first of all, calm down.” He sighed, holding out a hand in a placating gesture. “You’ve got nothing to be sorry for, but I think my wallet totally owes you several boonbucks to replace the coffee I heartlessly murdered. And I’m not normally an ‘out in public at all unless it’s to do zany shit in the eternally watching public eye because I’m basically a god and they look to me for guidance and entertainment’ kind of guy myself.”
Settling himself down more into his chair despite the overwhelming urge to bolt right the hell out of the shop with his coffee after dropping money to replace the other guy’s, Dirk put his cup down on the table and waved the hand he’d been holding up. “Messing with you like that was out of line.” That’s probably Strider for I’m sorry, or the closest to it he’s willing to get right now.
keep listening to the mixtapes they made you overanalyse every single word you hear “was this a sign that things were going wrong” no no, you were the one that cared too hard, not them

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quotes taken from the character “ wendy ” of klei entertainment’s “ don’t starve / don’t starve together ” . feel free to change pronouns as necessary . warnings for some allusions to death / generally somber overtones .
“ i’m only taking back what’s mine ”
“ nothing good may last ”
“ they are more useful in death ”
“ i’ll only end up hurt again ”
“ life brings pain , pain brings life ”
“ the clouds weep ”
“ i am directionless ”
“ the sun upsets me ; i couldn’t possibly sleep ”
“ i was always destined to bear a heavy load ”
“ it makes me feel less alone — plus , i can throw it ”
“ whatever is in there isn’t dead yet ”
“ life needs time to blossom ”
“ emptiness : the natural state of all things ”
“ nothing escapes the pull of decay ”
“ i don’t know why you bother , we’re all going to burn ”
“ the relief it brings is only temporary ”
“ it is a dark path we tread ”
“ shall we set the world on fire ? ”
“ some of us can see our cages ”
“ it only provides the illusion of control ”
“ it seems a tad dramatic ”
“ its beauty will undoubtedly succumb to the tide ”
“ the emptiness is consuming him ”
“ antagonizing crows is always bad luck ”
“ the moon ; she whispers promises of protection to me ”
“ it’ll never get better than this ”
“ i have learned unspeakable things ”
“ it may warm my body , but what of my spirit ? ”
“ no living soul commands the sea ”
“ your beauty will fade too , you know ”
“ life is a swirling abyss of suffering and disappointment ”
“ that I cannot hear it does not mean it is silent ”
“ a shame you have to perish ”
“ death will be a blessing ”
“ i have destroyed something beautiful ”
“ your sacrifice will not be in vain ”
“ how does it feel to be ripped from your home ? ”
“ no matter what it consumes , it is never satisfied ”
“ oh well — i hope it’s a quick death ”
“ the world has wronged you ”
“ you can’t hide from your problems forever ; i’ve tried ”
“ do you dig your own tomb , sir ? ”
“ a life sooner begun is a life sooner ended ”
“ vegetables are good for you , but what do i care ? ”
“ i can no longer be amused by childish things ”
“ i’m surprised we didn’t die trying to get this ”
“ did it go as you planned ? ”
“ you should be thankful i’m sparing you ”
“ i can’t do anything right ”
“ i must carry my own burden ”
“ your pleas will fall on deaf ears ”
All I can draw for now
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