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So scary when I’m talking to my non-American trans woman friends online and I can hear them start talking in an American accent because they follow voice training guide videos made by Americans and they are mimicking what those guides do exactly. Why are they doing this to women. Please don’t become American.

it probably feels so good to snake your tail around a girl sitting next to you's leg while being subtly flirty with her and then when she gets up to leave you pull so she can't get up and she trips and falls onto you with her arms boxed around you leaning over you and then you say something like "well I'm usually in the other position but I'm not complaining" in a flirty tone or something whatever idk

I've been horny. Obviously just in my abstract ways

you’ll be fine. you made it out of impossible situations before and you will do it again

ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? YOU WILL DO IT AGAIN.

i forget that "blood and gore are hot" as an opinion is relatively normalized on tumblr and NOT in real life. #SOCIALBLUNDER

shout out to my grandma who heard about how bad my mental health has been getting and asked my dad “well, have you tried taking him to the sea?” like you did to cure tuburculosis in the 1800s

genuinely sooo sad that intellectual copyright exists at all. imagine if anyone was allowed to make anything they wanted. you could creep up behind someone and write the sequel of their book before they did it. it would be sooooo funny GOD. it would create culture. you could have like six tv studios openly trying to clone seinfeld at the same time. what this would do to pokemon alone is beyond what a single person can begin to imagine

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago