#NotAllScorpios | CATER & TREY.
โLITERALLY, DONโT EVEN JOKE ABOUT ITโyou know Iโll give her a call. Lucky for you thatโs plenty accurate, for now. Maybe, like, if I ever decide to poke around just to be suuuuper sure about your chart Iโll give Mrs C a ring about it.โ What takes precedent for now is getting this underway and finished. Still. โLowkey I might anyway, I miss her and someone didnโt let me say hi last time, butโanywayโโ
Focusing. Deadlines really wait for no one, no matter how optimistically you think they might. Ugh.
Riled up is definitely an exaggeration, NGL, except only kind of because Treyโs right: Cater is a bit antsy to get this going. Not because of what he thinks he might find in his chart, but more going through the motions and making sure itโs still all tip-top. Astrologyโs a breeze, sure, but that means thereโs a higher bar to keep up with.
Not that the stress of balancing a steady performance in the class overrules the fact itโs fun. At the end of the day, Caterโs content to be here he is right now. The lounge is cozy, his set upโs workable and he feels pretty profesh with all his reference sheets and grimoire laid out on the table. Treyโs helping, even if pointing out the vibe being a bit tilted isnโt that constructive RN. The squeeze is a bit grounded.
Freed from their prodding, Cater exhales and leans over his work, plugging in the information. โCap moon, Virgo rising.โ Easily recalled, and Cater flashes a glance across. โYou have all of the modalities in your big three, so they kinda lock themselves into memory. And, yeah, it tracks. It all tracks.โ
โYou still remember the gist for readings though, right? Like, theyโre are a convo not a monologue, all about clarity, not answers? Blah blah blahโฆโ Thatโs all pretty introductory stuff, but important to callout at the forefront anyway (technically itโs in the rubric that he does. And now he has! Crazy how fast progress starts rolling along once you, YK, start.)
The prelimโs enough for Cater to finally be staring down Treyโs chart, anyway. He canโt resist: he whistles, low, and purses his lips.
โโOooohhโฆโ Cater glances over from the chart and looks at Trey, faux grim expression. โReally? Ooofโโ Pfffft. Back to the screen, seriousness of his fake shock crumbling; heโs not really much of a theatre club contender, TBH. Cater shelves his acting career to reprise his moonlighting as Super Profesh and Efficient Astrologer. โNGL, like, itโs not that cringe but also? Horrifying at the same time, somehow. Whatโs with you and Virgo being everywhere?โ
โEVERYWHERE FEELS LIKE A BIT OF AN EXAGGERATION. And whatโs wrong with Virgo?โ
Presumably, absolutely nothing, but prodding at Trey seems to be the way to mark the time and make the last-minute assignment go down smoother. Cater is right, though, and itโs at least enough of a refresher to earnestly set Treyโs mind at ease, despite the teasing. Part of the reason he never continued on through the higher-level astrology and divinity courses is the very esoteric nature of it all.
Itโs nice, on the surface, to know that the answers arenโt written the very second he was born, but only giving a little illumination into possible steps ahead. The more intricate charts and readings and being asked to interpret things with no answers, thoughโTrey hit a roadblock pretty quickly, and quietly elected to pursue an alchemistโs path instead.
Maybe it would benefit him to look back at his old notes, if only to interpret, in Caterโs own language, all the reasons why his star chart was fine, and not cringe.
โHey now. Nothing in there is probably worth the oof. Weโve made it toโฆ what, three of the houses?โ (Is that what theyโre called? Haha.) โHow many is โtoo many,โ anyway? It doesnโt seem to me like all of them could be the exact same.โ
โTechnically, not all of them can. Reaching for distant memories of freshman year does have him recall several planets will remain the same for anyone close to his age. Which means, at the very least, it canโt be a Virgo sweep across the board. He thinks.
(It was close to two years ago, and a class he never took again. Cut him a little slack.)
โI mean, youโre the expert here. Probably not an interesting star monologue if itโs all the same sign, but at least it makes decision-making a breeze.โ
Treyโs still smiling, despite emphasis, cheerfully using Caterโs own words against him to push back a little. If this is the depths of teasing, itโs doableโhe canโt see Cater actively trying to make him upset, on principle and because he doesnโt want to lose his test subject. โSo, whatโs the sitch?โ