empires headcanons

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Sausage gets really bad pain in his hips and it gets so bad that he cant get up somedays. On these days the citizens of sanctuary help, but joel will come over and not let him left so much as a finger to do something. He cooks, he cleans , and sausage in that moment cant remember why they broke up. Well. He cant until jimmy comes over to help sausage out. Then it all comes rushing back.

Pearl likes to show off her strength in funny ways, she regularly picks up the empires members and walks around her kingdom with them in her arms at any given time. Her most frequent victims were either gem or katherine but everyone got picked up eventually. Sometimes she would pick up shubble and then forget that she was even ontop of her at times, so shubble would have to get her attention by biting her.

Shelby gets sick easily as she has an excess of magic, katherine and gem are usually right beside her to help. They feed her soups and crackers infused with potions and magic draining plants. Gem sings to her and holds her tightly when katherine is cooking or killing mobs to bring her back the drops (replenishing her supplies so shubble doesnt have to do anything while lucid. Which katherine knows shubble will do, because shes a workaholic)

Hermes enjoys spending a lot of time around his parents, but they're kind of overprotective. So, instead of sticking around all day, he goes to his favorite irresponsible babysitters (scott and shubble) and has the best time stealing and accidentally placing curses on other members. After a full day, hermes is so tuckered out that he curls up into his papa's arms and goes straight to sleep (sausage thanks scott and shelby so hard for wearing him out. He, joel, and lizzie had a wonderful date night).

Jimmy has both longhorn cow horns and canary wings, this causes issues when he's at his normal height and gets stuck between doors, or when he hasnt used his wings in awhile so theyre out of use (he tries to fly and ends up spiralling down head first). The only good thing (in his opinion) is that norman can rest on his head without falling off.

Witchcraft smp! Scott has crow wings and can be frequently seen perching on cleos head and shoulders. He doesn’t use his wings to fly around often now that he has his broom. He is also not the biggest fan of shubbles rainstorms as they soak him down to the bone (he looks akin to a wet cat when this happens)