help computer

I haven't logged in in like a year, and the first thing it tells me is that I missed crab time. I'll never understand you, Tubmlr.

This is what appears in my head when someone says “philosophy” in the middle of problem solving.

I had to use “chaos generates opportunity” in a speech to the volunteers.

A rainbow is a meteorological phenomenon caused by a multitude of factors, chiefly among them the optical effects of refraction and dispersion, which refocuses the light and causes it to be distributed into it's constituent frequencies.  The resultant dispersion of light into spectra is considered to be aesthetically pleasing to a fair portion of humanity.    A synonym of "aesthetically pleasing" is "pretty" which itself is a homonym of "pretty," an adverb meaning "to a moderate or high degree." Similarly, the chunk of the electromagnetic spectrum the human eye is sensitive to--known as "light"-- is itself a homonym to the adjective  "light," meaning "not massive or weighty."    Therefore, "pretty light" can mean "an aesthetically pleasing display of the electromagnetic spectrum that human eyes are sensitive to," while simultaneously meaning "not very heavy," which is what one would suspect when one considers that a photon is massless particle according to current theories. Nicely done.

Mr. Wire Junk

Where did all the anime pinups come from? I should explain. Communicating with your friends without some sort of technological intermediary is difficult.  Even if they’re nearby.   In an attempt to not completely cut myself off from the world, I’m going to try shifting to Tumblr again.  I mean, I’d rather mastodon, and I’m there (@[email protected]) but I understand the allure of pre-existing communities. So, knowing my interests, my friends set me up with this account and set it up so I’d see stuff I like.   Did it some time ago.   Plenty of activism stuff.   Some art.  Much feminism.  (Wow.)  But it’s not exactly right.  Easy enough to fix: add some sci fi, some cats, and we should be right as rain.  So... I don’t recall pressing the button for Azure Lane pinups.   I think I would well remember pressing the “Yes, please this in my feed” button.   But alas. Really there are much, much worse fates than scantily clad cartoon women representing warships in one’s feed, but I suspect this might be my real introduction to Tumblr.  Nice to meet you.  I’m Sam. Then!  An Al Green tune.  All is right with the world. Also, I just noticed something weird just happening to my apple.   I should get a shot of this.

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