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this has nearly happened.
a non-selective plan for the resurgence of fic commissions
Too many children in the comments like ‘I think authors should be able to share ko-fi links :) it’s just nice’ and ‘OP is just a cop.’ Homie, OP is trying to keep AO3 fully functional without interruption. I will report your ass, too, because I value fic artists and our freedom of expression and my audience and our shared history far more than I value the few bux you wanna make on a commission.
It is not hard to link to your Tumblr or Twitter with a vague message like, “If you’re looking for my other works or other ways of supporting me, go here: link.” I have had people buy me coffees after enjoying my fic and asking where to support me. I threw up a link to my Tumblr and people cared enough to follow it. They were fully understanding when I explained in the comments that they could not commission me and I could not link them directly to any donation platform, but they could go to xyz link to read more. And they did! Nobody has to put AO3 directly on the firing line.
Go ahead and commission independently. Just do it anywhere else except on AO3. And then don’t come crying to the community when you, personally, get a C&D from a massive corporation.
AO3 is our bullet shield. Tumblr will pull your shit down. Wattpad won’t fucking protect you. LJ and FF.net already sold our asses for one (1) corn chip. AO3 is trying to protect us, you goddamn lemmings.
If you cannot follow the rules that protect fanspaces, you do not belong in our fanspaces.
The only people who misunderstand this are doing so intentionally and maliciously. Do yourself a favor and block the infants who think this isn’t a big deal.
Please remember that this ALSO INCLUDES FANDOM CHARITY AUCTIONS.
When you post charity auction fics, DO NOT note that they are commissions in any way. You can note them as “here is my thank you gift to X for such-and-such event” but please please PLEASE do not list them as commissions.
I think a lot of younger people are seeing this as a moral panic by OP. These are NOT being laid out as moral injunctions! This is not about being good! This is about covering your own ass and keeping fandom away from larger-scale legal trouble. No one is saying “If you break the rules you’re BEING BAD!” They’re trying to tell you “breaking these rules is DANGEROUS for yourself and potentially others as well!”
goddamn I’m only incidentally Involved and I remember what a shitshow ff.net evaporating was respect the hustle, yeah yeah. problem is, this ain’t **your** hustle.
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I think I found my new favorite rabbit hole. This voice actor does Shakespeare scenes in a southern accent and I need to see the whole damn play. Absolutely beautiful
if you're not from the us american south, there's some amazing nuances to this you may have missed. i can't really describe all of them, because i've lived here my whole life and a lot of the body language is sort of a native tongue thing. the body language is its own language, and i am not so great at teaching language. i do know i instinctively sucked on my lower teeth at the same time as he did, and when he scratched the side of his face, i was ready to take up fucking arms with him.
but y'all. the way he said "brutus is an honourable man" - each and every time it changed just a little. it was the full condemnation Shakespeare wanted it to be. it started off slightly mock sincere. barely trying to cover the sarcasm. by the end...it wasn't a threat, it was a promise.
christ, he's good.
the eliding of “you all” to “y’all” while still maintaining 2 syllables is a deliberate and brilliant act of violence. “bear with me” said exactly like i’ve heard it at every funeral. the choices of breaking and re-establishing of eye contact. the balance of rehearsed and improvised tone. A+++ get this man a hollywood contract.
y’all. As someone who grew up speaking Southern English, this is exactly how you talk at a murdered friend’s funeral
I, no joke, have thought Shakespeare could use this for years. Folks try, but they don’t dig in this hard. And if you want to to work, you have to dig both graves.

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ahh i remember my excel days....
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hiya egg!! i was wondering, if i wanted to start building my own tumblr themes, where should i start? i already know how to use HTML, CSS, and JS; i'm just not sure where exactly to start my tumblr theming journey. also ty for your hard work and lovely themes <3
hi! So I recommend looking at the official documentation for theme making. It's a good reference for what blocks and variables you can use.
I also made a base code that includes all the basic things your theme needs, including theme garden requirements. It's intended to be used for learning so you are free to edit as much as you want and release it as your own theme.
I started making a guide to go with it that goes over what the blocks are doing. Here's the guide for blocks and variables, the guide for posts in general, and the tips for theme options/styling.
Feel free to use the guide even if you don't want to use my base code. Aside from mine, theme-hunter has a tag for base codes!
This is what appears in my head when someone says “philosophy” in the middle of problem solving.
Things are getting real at the station.
I had to use “chaos generates opportunity” in a speech to the volunteers.

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This cover from a Brazilian 2021 edition is my favorite for reasons that I think are obvious lol
Some god emperors
Yes.
A rainbow is a meteorological phenomenon caused by a multitude of factors, chiefly among them the optical effects of refraction and dispersion, which refocuses the light and causes it to be distributed into it's constituent frequencies. The resultant dispersion of light into spectra is considered to be aesthetically pleasing to a fair portion of humanity. A synonym of "aesthetically pleasing" is "pretty" which itself is a homonym of "pretty," an adverb meaning "to a moderate or high degree." Similarly, the chunk of the electromagnetic spectrum the human eye is sensitive to--known as "light"-- is itself a homonym to the adjective "light," meaning "not massive or weighty." Therefore, "pretty light" can mean "an aesthetically pleasing display of the electromagnetic spectrum that human eyes are sensitive to," while simultaneously meaning "not very heavy," which is what one would suspect when one considers that a photon is massless particle according to current theories. Nicely done.
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im gonna try this again
Where did all the anime pinups come from? I should explain. Communicating with your friends without some sort of technological intermediary is difficult. Even if they’re nearby. In an attempt to not completely cut myself off from the world, I’m going to try shifting to Tumblr again. I mean, I’d rather mastodon, and I’m there (@[email protected]) but I understand the allure of pre-existing communities. So, knowing my interests, my friends set me up with this account and set it up so I’d see stuff I like. Did it some time ago. Plenty of activism stuff. Some art. Much feminism. (Wow.) But it’s not exactly right. Easy enough to fix: add some sci fi, some cats, and we should be right as rain. So... I don’t recall pressing the button for Azure Lane pinups. I think I would well remember pressing the “Yes, please this in my feed” button. But alas. Really there are much, much worse fates than scantily clad cartoon women representing warships in one’s feed, but I suspect this might be my real introduction to Tumblr. Nice to meet you. I’m Sam. Then! An Al Green tune. All is right with the world. Also, I just noticed something weird just happening to my apple. I should get a shot of this.
Is this place not on fire? That would be nice.

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