a f r a i d

aj: so i have some illegal fireworks from New Mexico left over from the 4th????

aj: should i light them off tonight ??!

quentin: yeah it made sense, doesn't mean its true tho :)

quentin: i'm going to argue if i want shut up ??

quentin: hm alright, i won't worry. a date ?? i mean we can call the whole camping thing a date then go on another one when we get back, if you want ?? i'd totally be up for that but idk that might be too much

quentin: that sounds fine though, we can leave whenever you want !! i'm pretty excited so leaving sooner rather than later is okay with me

quentin: amazing :)

quentin: i mean ??? you could be ???? but where are you ?? oh right, not here /:

aj: all of my metaphors are true wtf ??! how dare u question them??!

aj: well??!!! then im going to have to shuT you up if u wanna keep acting out !!!

aj: thank you :~). too much?? you think?? ok then we can just stick with the camping and see where things go

aj: ok awesome im already packed im hella excited. never thought i would be so happy to drop my fam off at the airport before.. but goodbye doesn't seem so bad since im going to be taking u campiNg right after !!

iz: i wanna be puSS

iz: u can be both, a nice hybrid

aj: in boOTS

aj: nice !! you gotta say all of his catchphrases

aj: did shrek and donkey have to have sex to produce me??!

lenn: my dog is really pissed off at the floor

lenn: so am i

aj: i thought u said ur dog pissed on the floor

aj: and u said that u did too

cassie: i mean that's why you get two right? just in case one gets infected and starts to rot?? thanks for looking out for us god

cassie: well you know...you should stop dying

cassie: oooooh, i like all of the things you just listed. i can make feisty work for me

cassie: it actually has diamonds, yes, digestible diamonds

cassie: it's the prettiest shit you've ever seen

aj: woah, exactly. that's the only reason we have two arms, i refuse to listen to any other argument regarding this issue.

aj: idk it's kinda fun, i always come back feeling super refreshed

aj: amazing, this is the future

sky: try to come and get me!

sky: i bet you will trip on ur petticoats

aj: i will !!! i am fast !!

aj: i actually am not, but i am sneaky so you will never see me coming haH

aj: omg u know what

chris: well shit i can do that for you bro

aj: thank you :') it's greatly appreciated

iz: literally ?

iz: next topic is like

iz: shrek

iz:

aj: shrek?? ok let's do it !!

iz: oh my god ???

iz:

aj: remember when i was telling a joke about killer whales

aj: and now we're talking about daddys

aj: this should be goals for everyone tbh

iz: this is a mess

iz: ur gonna need to send out a psa that only non-children can have the hots for u (aka me)

aj: i know, now i understand why my dad always said being a father was a difficult task

quentin: i'm gonna come outta nowhere and try to fight you, you just wait. i'm going to crush you.

quentin: i'm only like ?? 5'6 maybe 5'7 shut up ???

quentin: i'm not ok but !!!

quentin: wow !! that's good bc like i was a bit worried that it would make things awkward and like weird and idk !! glad we cleared that up tho :)

quentin: dang it's like you're here :/

aj: wow good luck i am as solid as a rock, u cannot bring me down

aj: did that simile make sense i hope so

aj: don't argue with mE !!

aj: pls ur such an idiot sometimes, don't u worry, yeah? i am very fond of you and if it's alright with you, i would like to take you on a date sometime soon

aj: unless u count camping as a date ... idk.. but speakINg of !! i was thinking of heading out in the afternoon after i drop the fam off at the airport ?? bc i wanna show u the river at the campsite its totally bomb

aj: i just know u so weLL amazing

iz: for ur dad aka me same

iz: so everyon e is ur child except me bc im lowkey thirstin

iz: dont tell u i said that

aj: hahHa

aj: isn't everyON E tbh ?? this will never work everyone will have the hots for their dad ( aka me again ) this is frustrating

iz: i can be ur child

iz: wait

iz: ur kinda hot i don't know if i wanna be ur child

aj: wow !!!! if u were my child, u would have the hots for ur dad aka me ??!!! wtf !!!

aj: ok so

aj: new approach