Enjoyer of Antagonists and Whatnot

‘Marry me chicken’ ‘marry me beans’ we used to be a proper ‘better than sex’ country

Hell, I’ve been married, I’ll take the chicken all day long. Where’s the ‘edge me rigatoni?’ The ‘harder daddy pot roast?’ Perhaps even a ‘tease you with the tip until you’re crying and begging for it potatoes au gratin?’

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

"Why there isn't more trans men in history, contributing to queer advancements?" damn I wonder why people who were previously women that were forced into marriages and into being property either of their fathers or husbands would have a hard time coming out as a trans man. Truly a mystery. Oh wait you're also telling me people that lived their whole lives as men but were outed after they died are actually lesbians that did that to scape sexism? That's so cool. What more are you wrong about.

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

I get that executive dysfunction makes you not want to do the things that you don’t want to do but making you not want to do the things that you want to do? actually evil

but above all, one must not concern oneself with the opinions of people who censor the word fuck