gay naughty autonomous quadruped

“ Hi [NAME REDACTED] not sure how do this but i do not have  a PayPal  or ebay account as i dont sell things online.. may i ask y do u want that Furby?? Lol”

“Ok thanks for the info!!! Il see about getting to the post office as im in bfe and dont have a car so it may take a coupke days for me to find out… what state are u from?”

“Hey, I know you’ve got to wait a few days to get to the post office (which again, I super appreciate!), but I’d thought you’d like to know that someone instant messaged me a picture they drew of the furby. It’s pretty amusing!

Hope you’re having a good day.”

Will he think I’m crazy? Yes. Does the squeaky wheel get the grease? Also yes.

“Yes i havent had any $ so i havent rushed to look see that it costs bit yes i do plan on sending it to u…and il just send it to u and if u would like ohhh and i had some one offer me $50 for it too lol but u have a good new years too”

IT’S BEEN NEARLY A MONTH WITHOUT NEWS.

OKAY SO A, WE HAVE A NEW BUMBLEWEED EMAIL, WHICH IS BIG NEWS IN OF ITSELF.

B, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS EMAIL SAYS, THANK YOU TO THE FURBY OFFICE TIME DISCORD FOR SUGGESTED TRANSLATION.

Hey, everyone! I have a new design on RedBubble!

I painted up an ERS-1000 and uploaded it in the form of stickers, notebooks, phone cases… the works.

Here’s the link:

https://www.redbubble.com/people/roboddities/works/30937384-the-new-dog

FURBY GIVEAWAY #2

the prize: a lovely quiet voiced Skunk furby. He has a bad cold and his eyelids don’t move like they should, but his sensors work fine!

how to enter: like and reblog!

other rules: -only one like and one reblog per blog -you do not have to be following me but i am p cool -if you are under 18, be sure to get permission to enter from a parent or guardian since if you win I will need an address -i will ship anywhere!

Tekno the Robotic Puppy (2000)