this is none of your business

My ADHD ass who keeps forgetting if I told a story before:

✨the neurodiverse store✨

we are excited to announce our newest product:

ADHD!!!

adhd is our hottest new neurodevelopmental disorder! it comes with many features such as:

no focus

too much focus

sensory issues

hyperfixations

rejection sensitivity!

impulsivity

low self-esteem

time blindness

mood swings

boredom so extreme it’s painful!

all together these create very exciting new features, such as:

1,000 unread emails!

wait what did you say

how the hell did i lose that it was just in my hand

never shutting up!

i’ve already listen to this song 20 times in a row and there is no end in sight

mush brain

sorry to interrupt but!!

rewind the show 80 times to hear what they said in that one sentence because you still don’t know

can’t be anywhere at the right time!

i have to bounce my leg at all costs

and many more!

however, our favorite feature of adhd is:

NO ONE WILL BELIEVE YOU!!

sudden idea! i'll just take a quiiick little detour and be riiight back...(spoiler: you never return)

i know i am distracted. i wish i wasn't doing what i'm doing either, but i can't stop. i'm trapped and i can see the clock ticking down, but i just. can't. move.