Taste of New Years

orochimaru was lame AF for being so evil like that

Lol fuck tarot… lame as homos think that shit is real. You make your own destiny and you cause your own situations.

tarot

no longer going to pursue a career! id like to be a rock. thanks

no I will not make the first move I will not move at all carry me

if punk is dead explain to me why i am right here

love is a fucking scam. eat a mango bitch

post cancelled. love is real. eat a mango with someone you love

“you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to” myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company

meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names

Hearing “I’m so proud of you” when you feel like you aren’t doing enough really does lift a lot of weight off of you.

Discourse: Willy Wonka is Old Testament God

Explain

Sings “if you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it,” then kicks people out for eating stuff he told them not to eat

FUCKING WHAT

This is some Disney’s Atlantis magic

A MOMENT