â Â but officer, they were fucking with my clique. Â â
â Â if you lose yourself, i will find you. Â â
â Â true friends donât judge each other. they judge other people. together. Â â
â Â oh, youâre my friend? name three of my albums. Â â
â Â iâm sorry, but you must be at least a level four friend to unlock my tragic backstory. Â â
â Â fuck you but fuck me first. Â â
â Â youâre cute, what is your face html? Â â
â Â my life is one big â wow, ok. â Â â
â Â my life is just poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background. Â â
â Â i accidentally messed up my life, how do i start a new account? Â â
â Â my life is a joke and iâm not laughing anymore. Â â
â Â at myself, what the fuck are you doing. Â â
â Â if yahoo answers canât solve your problem, then youâre in too deep. Â â
â Â this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, donât be afraid. Â â
â Â how do you get a nice body without moving. Â â
â Â itâs so hard when youâre in a cuddly mood and donât have anyone to cuddle with!! this is an outrage!! Â â
â Â ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened? Â â
â Â you ever just ugh really hard? Â â
â Â iâm a really affectionate person one you get past my five layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike and loneliness. Â â
â Â i was confident for like two minutes one time. Â â
â Â all i think about is sex and what iâm going to eat next. Â â
â Â i have my pencils and my tears ready. Â â
â Â iâm that kinda person who, between two choices, will always pick the wrong one. Â â
â Â i avoid everyone, including the people i like. Â â
â Â i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember that i donât even like me. Â â
â  gosh golly! this beat is ⌠whoo! this beat is ⌠DANDY!  â
â Â itâs hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you. Â â
â Â thinking about space fucks me up. Â â
â Â my biggest struggle in life is trying to make my eyeliner the same on both eyes. Â â
â Â i wish i could illegally download clothes. Â â
â Â heelys donât have brakes because my swag donât stop. Â â
â Â i know i make lots of jokes but i promise you, iâm a really sad person. Â â
â Â at least i can admit that iâm a piece of shit. Â â
â Â â iâm not bitter â i say bitterly, with a bitter expression. Â â
â Â iâm fluent in talking shit. Â â
â Â itâs crazy how there are seven billion people on the planet and all of them are in love with me. Â â
â Â why am i better than everyone? Â â
â Â sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments. Â â
â Â I SWEAR, I AM NOT CUTE OR SWEET. DONâT CALL ME THAT. I AM EVIL. I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT. FEAR ME. Â â
â Â i donât â dress to impress. â i dress to depress. i wanna look so good that people hate themselves. Â â
â Â i love learning bad things about people i donât like. Â â
â Â i bet you thought youâd seen the last of me. Â â
â Â iâm just an asshole with feelings. Â â
â Â thereâs a special place in hell reserved for me. itâs called the throne. Â â
â Â damn boy, are you the terms and conditions? because i donât give a fuck about what you have to say. Â â
â Â damn gurl, you flappy bird? because no one likes you. Â â
â Â your tattoo says â only god can judge me, â yet here i am. Â â
â Â iâm not even sassy, iâm just an asshole. Â â
â Â iâm not a bitch, i am the bitch. Â â
â Â i like being obsessed with things so that i am distracted from how much i hate myself. Â â
â Â tips on talking to me when iâm pissed off: donât. Â â
â Â my fashion sense is called â i am cold and pissed off. â Â â
â Â maybe â fuck you â will be our always. Â â
â Â i believe in hate at first sight. Â â
â Â you hate me? wow, so much in common already. Â â
â Â iâm filled with hate and useless facts. Â â
â Â do you ever just wear headphones so people wonât talk to you? Â â
â Â iâd be such a good girlfriend, youâre all missing out. Â â
â Â getting into a relationship may seem tempting but so was getting on the titanic ship and look what happened there. Â â
â Â thereâs always gonna be that one person who you canât get out of your mind, no matter how hard you try. Â â
â Â i ship me and money. Â â
â Â have you ever met someone whoâs smile looks like it could make flowers grow? Â â
â Â how do i get over someone i never dated? Â â
â Â i have a very big crush on you but sadly i am only a little bug and you are a garden. Â â
â Â if you grab my face right before you kiss me, iâll definitely fall in love with you. Â â
â Â i donât like your clothes, take them off. Â â
â Â put me in the coffin with both middle fingers up. Â â
â Â dying is taking too long. Â â
â Â being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body. Â â
â Â donât joke about murder. i was murdered once and it offends me. Â â
â Â you canât spell school without â i want to stab myself. â Â â
â Â good news, everyone: dogs. Â â
â Â if you think itâs impossible to fall asleep to heavy metal, then youâre completely wrong. Â â