welcome to the universe

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

one day i will snap out of it im sure

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

happy friday to the freaks. the rest of u… get more freaky idk what 2 tell u

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

*winks at the sky* for the aliens

I love everyone's cat

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

I be running my fingers through my bush pondering ancient wisdoms

the best thing about being alive on earth is that sometimes there is a kitty

love blocking people so much. like no you cant come in my room actually

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain

yo bro lets just dillydally later when ur free

was i normal / forgivable / worth saving at the party last night? be honest haha 😂 🙈