What is it, Eren?

I’ve been in this IT course for like 2 years now and while I’ve learned a lot about computers they still haven’t gotten to the clown

I’m going to break you into four equal parts like a fucking kit kat

everyone sharing their twitters and other social media in case of this website experiencing an all-out collapse. not me. use the information you’ve learned about me to track me down. piece together the cryptic clues i have left throughout my blog over the years in preparation of this day to decipher the location of our future meeting. i’ll be waiting

Oh I have never reblogged faster in my life

Some guy today mentioned he was in a band to me and I watched him get visibly uncomfortable when I didn’t ask him anything about it. He kept trying to bring the conversation around to his band and I wasn’t budging.

POWER MOVE: Complete and utter disinterest in men’s obsession with their own mediocrity

never trust a person who talk to their pets in their normal voice

NOT TRUE before my nephew leaves my home he always looks my dog straight in the eye and says “Delilah. You are a wonderful woman. Have a good day.”

Look we WANT to talk to our dog in a puppy voice but we can’t because he gets so excited that he pees himself so we gotta talk to him like he’s a man so we don’t clean up his piss all day

(bake me up) bake me up a pie / (one-third cup) of flour for our pie