I think it is brave and also very sexy of me to continue living
shout out to all the brave and very sexy individuals who are still here with us despite life being tough. thatās extremely voluptuous and your meat is huge
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I think it is brave and also very sexy of me to continue living
shout out to all the brave and very sexy individuals who are still here with us despite life being tough. thatās extremely voluptuous and your meat is huge

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This is one of the greatest moments of Doctor Who history. I donāt remember how they explained Cassandra being able to possess them or her reasoning behind it and I donāt care because this moment gave us some of the most hilarious David Tennant content the world has ever seen.
David Tennant and blonde co-stars liking it that heās a little bit foxy:
The eyebrows kill me. I mean. David Tennant kills me. But yknow. Uuuughhh.
THIS MAN.
ignoring your husband to mourn your car
wolves:
all the other wolves in the pack:

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youāre going to be so, so cursed.
This is a very on point millennial experience
four horsemen of the apocalypse
WAR. FAMINE. PESTILENCE. blep
why the fuck are princess doll toys and pet shop shit commercials always putting these weird theme songs in like they cant even rhyme them Ā theyre always like āsparkles and glitter right before your eyes!!! she talks and dances and!!!!!!!!!!! spins and flies!!! Magic Surprise!! HorseāĀ
*my internal thoughts at any given point in time*

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Menaka Guruswamy and Arundhati Katju if you wanna find out more about them!
Can the world just be run by gorgeous, brilliant, heart-lead lesbians already?
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Very good point! Many people who arenāt from the UK are probably not aware of the impending disaster that is Prime Minister Boris Johnson.
I keep describing him as a clown, incompetent and overall destructive to society as a whole, but iāve failed to go into detail. And the reason is simple: Thereās just far too much to cover in a concise and efficient way. It is very literallyĀ a massive rabbit hole that knows no end.
But i should probably collate some of his more memorable moments, so that everyone can get a rough idea about who he is exactly and why weāre all dead inside.Ā
Bojo is often described as clownish, but donāt let that fool you into thinking heās harmless. Heās as Machiavellian as a politician can get, and he weaponises his clownish behaviour in order to cover up his corruption. He has this down to an Art.Ā
A recent example of his perception manipulation:
During the Brexit referendum, Boris was heavily campaigning for Leave, and he infamously commissioned a big red Bus with this message on it, claiming that the 350 million currently going to EU membership will be redirected to the UKs NHS (National Health Service), this was a massive deal and fueled the leave campaign.Ā
This was also a massive lie, and he was (rightly) hated for it.
The Bus Lie hung over Boris long after the referendum. When youād type up Boris Johnson on Google, it would suggest the Bus scandal as an auto-complete search, bringing up countless articles on the lie that had clearly tarnished Borisā reputation.
However, during the leadership campaign, Boris did something extraordinary. While being interviewed about his leadership bid, he was asked what he does for fun. This was his response:
Hilarious. Ridiculous. Blustering. Making it up as he went along. It quickly became an interview widely mocked across social media and news outlets. Why did he make himself sound like such an idiot? Why buses? This is why:
He is not only immune to being mocked, he has weaponised it to cover up his biggest controversies. Typing upĀ āBoris Johnson Busā now yields funny clips of him struggling to get through an interview talking about painting little buses. His Bus Scandal has almost been entirely pushed out of the picture.
That is only the tip of the Boris shaped iceberg.Ā
His clowning has gotten him national and international mockery. Who can forget that time Boris (while Mayor of London) got stuck on a zip-line because he was too heavy?
Or that time that he got overly competitive in a game of rugby against kids and tackled a child.
Or that time during a recent Leadership debate where he pulled out a literal Kipper and waved it about, declaring that āwe will get our Kippers BACK when we leave the EU!ā
What a silly man. How completely harmless he must be.
Well while the nation struggles to get these images out of their heads, collectively we have forgotten many of his greatest sins.
One sin still hangs above him⦠An ongoing scandal that has endangered the life of Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe.Ā
In 2017 Nazanin had travelled to Iran from the UK to visit her parents, when she was detained by authorities under suspicion of coming to Iran in order to train journalists. In 2017 when Boris was Foreign Secretary and during Nazanins trial, Boris made this statement to the news:
āWhen I look at what Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe was doing, she was simply teaching people journalism, as I understand it,ā
This was considered damning evidence that was used against Nazanin. She is still imprisoned today. Her husband in the UK has been tirelessly campaigning for her release, going on a joint hunger-strike with her. Boris refuses to take any responsibility for his comments or apologise for what he has caused.
This isnāt the first or last time Boris has been reckless with his words.
Very recently, Sir Kim Darroch (the UKs (now former) ambassador to the US) suffered a memo leak, in which unflattering remarks regarding Donald Trumps presidency surfaced. The leak was unfortunate, but the comments made were not unprofessional and entirely expected from a foreign diplomat. But Trump wasnāt happy and applied pressure to the UK government to fire Darroch for doing his job. The entire UK government united behind Darroch and supported himā¦ā¦ well⦠almost the entire government.Ā During a live debate, the final two leadership candidates were asked about the Darroch situation, and whether Darroch would remain in his job if they become PM. Boris refused to comment and avoided the question as usual. However since Boris was the favourite to win, Darroch realised he had no hope, so he resigned. Boris was cited as the main reason and was widely criticised.Ā
Before Boris was a politician, he was a journalist. And in recent years, a very unsavoury recording surfaced from his time as a Journalist in 1990ā¦A phone recording between him and Darius Guppy, where the two conspired to have a reporter physically hurt. (Somehow this is the only youtube video available on thisā¦)
Boris has also been known to have absolutely no filter and speaks before he thinks. Such comments are a result of this.
He had referred to black people asĀ āPiccaninniesā withĀ āwatermelon smilesā
In 2018 he had referred to Muslim women wearing burkas as looking likeĀ āletter-boxesā
At a conference on Libya in 2017 he claimed that the country could become a thriving luxury resort once theyĀ ācleared the dead bodies awayā
In 2013 he claimed that Malyasian women went to University because theyĀ āhave to find men to marryā
In 2006 he claimed that Barack Obama had an āancestral dislike of the British empire ā of which Churchill had been such a fervent defenderā
All of this⦠and we havenāt even covered his politics yet.
This is the big reason why heās becoming PM and itās simple. Heās lying to everyone.
Heās promising everything to everyone. Heās promised a soft brexit to some, a hard brexit to others. But he refuses to explain how he would achieve either. Heās only now clearly settling on the side of a hard-brexit, or whatās considered a No-Deal brexit (walking away from the EU without striking a trade deal), but he has no answers for any questions posed to him.Ā
His debating strategy, and interview strategy is to make people laugh until they forget what they asked him.
When asked āIs austerity a dead duck at this point?ā he ended up rambling about ducks for a solid minute and making the audience giggle before giving a very vague and nothing answer
When debating with leadership rival Jeremy Hunt, he won over the audiences heart by interrupting Hunt with immature jokes.
After declaring that he knows exactly what heās doing in regards to a No-Deal brexit, he tells everyone that he will followĀ āParagraph 5Bā of a document that will supposedly solve the Brexit crisis. He repeatsĀ āParagraph 5Bā constantly, giving the impression that heās a man of detail and knows the entire document like the back of his hand. When asked if he knew what was in Paragraph 5C, he simply states ānoā and tries to play it off like itās funny. Without a studio audience to laugh at him, he was simply left in the silence of an astounded interviewer. This is one of the many reasons why he had avoided as many interviews as possible during his leadership campaign.
The fact is, no one knows what he really stands for, no one knows what heāll really do. Heās a wild-card, or more appropriately, the Joker card. He seems crazy enough and chaotic enough to go through with No-Deal that people are voting for him. But so many people are going to be disappointed. This is a man who says heās always wanted to be Prime Minister ever since he was 15. He wants power for the sake of power. And for some reason, the Tory party are handing him that power.
Thereās so much more to go into, but this is a good initial crash-course into Bojo, the literal clown.

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murderer in my dreams: iām going to kill you!
me: No!Ā
Good Omens and the greatest trick the devil ever played on me personally
I packed off to college in 1998, before many of you were twinkles in anyoneās eyes. Back then, internet piracy was just really taking off, and it was accomplished by means of FTP server. These servers had āratios,ā meaning that their owners expected you to upload a certain amount of data in certain file formats before you could download a certain amount of data in that format. Most servers were 1:2 (Simplified, I upload 1 .mp3, and Iām allowed to download 2 .mp3s) or 1:3. There was a lot of trash to sort through, but you found your treasures eventually
I took to this internet piracy like most other freshmen took to drinking at frat parties. I stayed in Friday nights downloading music and movies. I had everything my 18-year-old heart could desire - these were the Wild West days of the internet, when the dorms had ethernet, but the universities hadnāt bothered to set any kind of codes of conduct. You could download and upload whatever you wanted, and no one was going to stop you.
One evening, when my roommate was out of the room having a healthy social life or some damn thing, I was on yet another FTP site - a really good one this time, full of stuff I wanted. It was a 1:1 server, an unforgiving ratio, but I had spotted goodomens.mp3, and I had set my lights on trading for that audiobook. Iād read the novel in high school, see, and I wanted to hear if the narrator did any funny voices.
We had ethernet, sure, but you have to understand what speeds were like back then. It took me half the night to upload that many tracks of Third Eye Blind and Goo Goo Dolls and whatever the hell else I had lying around my hard drive in 1998 to reach the ratio, and it probably took the other half to download the audiobook. But eventually I had my prize, and I booted up Winamp (It was a music player; ask your parents.) to listen.
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality
It was Queen. More than a gig of Queen tracks strung together and labeled as the Good Omens audiobook. Iād been, as they say, played for a sucker.
Now, there are one of two conclusions you can draw from this little misadventure:
1) Good Omens fandom has had a wicked sense of humor since the very beginning,
or
2) Anthony J. Crowley had the File Transfer Protocol figured out at least as early as 1998, and he was prepared to take advantage of that knowledge.
I know which one I believe.