Ericverse News

A rough diagram of the Ericverse family tree has been created. If you or another Eric you know would like to be added, please do tell us! State the Eric you would like to be added, and what relation they have to any of the Erics already on the tree (Son, daughter, spouse, brother, sister, parent, cousin, etc.)

It has come to our attention that @transfemericharris and @trannyklebold are now PREGNANT. Whenever you can, we would like you to congratulate them for this wonderful miracle bestowed upon them. We at EVN hope that the pregnancies go well, and there are no casualties. We cannot WAIT to see what these children will look like, and be like in the future.

Speaking of Relationships, We Have a Few Updates.

It's official; @irisherich and @countryericlol are now married, and are also expecting! We'd like to congratulate the couple, and send our wishes their way. Given that these wonderful mothers and fathers of the Ericverse are what keep us from going extinct, we'd ask that you go and congratulate the two whenever possible. We see a bright future for the couple, and wish nothing but prosperity upon them.

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On another note, as an update to yesterday's post, @chineseericharris and @russianericharris have seemed to have formed a sort of communistic alliance. We wonder if Russian Eric will do the same with @northkoreanericharris, or if he will simply stick with Chinese Eric. One thing we do know for sure is that Russian Eric is choosing to keep his romantic feelings to Chinese Eric, like a loyal comerade. He seems to not mind Chinese Eric's vociferous attitude. Could this be the start of something new?

Thats all for now, folks. Thank you for choosing EVN as your trustable, reliable news source for today.

(Today's report is sponsored by Irish Eric's Spuds.)

From what we've collected, there are 21 Erics within the Ericverse. If there are any more not listed on this list, please do come forward.

@jamaicanericharris

@britishericharris

@russianericharris

@countryericlol

@irisherich

@chineseericharris

@ericharriswithtits

@persianeric

@israeliericharris

@northkoreanericharris

@frenchericharris

@transfemericharris

@czechericharris

@retardedericharris

@german-reb

@canadianeric

@babyeric420

@hijabiamputeeeric

@norweiganeh

@filipinoenriqueharris

@bunnyericharris

For today's weekly update, we'd like to cover the relationships between the Erics. We know, the Ericverse has been thriving, but so has the drama, and connections. So, we at EVN wanted to clear some things up for the people who are wondering.

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@jamaicanericharris and @britishericharris have made it clear that they are on eachother's bad sides, citing the rebloggings from last week. We hope this issue between the two will be resolved soon.

On a more positive note...

Love seems to be in the air, as things heating up in the Ericverse. @irisherich and @countryericlol have been hinting at a romance between the two, as Irish Eric has shown an intense appreciation with artwork made by his possible partner, Country Eric. The pair have also been witnessed telling eachother that they love eachother, an obvious hint to their love.

Whilst Irish Eric and Country Eric are almost absolutely lovers, @russianericharris has been sighted flirting with @chineseericharris. We're interested to see how this will go, as Chinese Eric is not exactly known for being calm about anything, that's for sure. Whilst Russian Eric seems to simply live within the community, not wanting to attract trouble. A humble one, he is. Except when it comes to Chinese Eric, we suppose.