protege moi de mes desirs

Levi: I don't use that shit

Eren:

But hear me out, I think that it’s just that he doesn’t fit the Eldians beauty standards. Probably what they would call beautiful is tall, blond men with green/blue/hazel/light brown eyes and a lighty tanned skin.. like Erwin but Levi is short, pale, brunet … that doesn’t make him ugly.

My man is just  changing the beauty standard.

Levi is more a symbol than a person in most people's eyes, but yet when he stands in front of Eren, who is a fan of him too, he couldn't feel more human.

Brilliant ANON!!!

5 hours later and I’m still stunned Eren would make this “I’m sexy and you know it” face at Levi—he just wants to please his captain with his pretty boi vibes 😂😂😍 and his smug smiles.

Technically true translation: He wants Eren to strip here 👀 (or at least change into a new shirt lol)

Poor Levi is trying to get Eren to change back...Levi is too flustered by Eren so here Levi is with his razor

This is bad...I’m still high on rivaere 😅