ERELA ANGELIQ

“I don’t want it to feel transactional” he means “I’m broke and hoping I can scam you into having sex for free ”

“I can spoil you in other ways” he means “I won’t even buy you dinner, but I still want to have sex”

“We need to test our compatibility first” he means “You’ll never get a dollar out of me, but I still want to have sex”

“Aren’t you basically a hooker?” he means “I think I’m too good for you, but I still want to have sex for free”

“No professionals” he means “I’m looking for a naive girl i can scam and have sex with for free”

Work on your hustle game as soon as you start. 

Talk to every guy who gives you eye contact.

Ask for dances from anyone who sits at your rack.

Practice approaching guys and starting conversations with them. 

When you use a good line on a guy, save it and use it again in the future. 

When you give a lap dance, move slowly and sensually and explore the space you have rather than sitting there grinding for 4 minutes.

Look into his eyes flirtatiously/sexily during the lapdance.

Don’t forget your face: on stage and in the lapdance room, make sure you’re ALWAYS making a sexy, approachable face.

Treat your lapdances like a product and do your best to convince people to buy them.

Always try to upsell.  Don’t give it all away in the first song.  Tell people one song isn’t even worth it, they’ll need at least two.

When they ask how much a lapdance is say “Only $__”.

When it’s time to ask them if they want to continue with another dance, get real close and whisper it in their ear.

Don’t be afraid to be a little pushy.

Don’t be afraid to say no or stop if anyone does something you’re uncomfortable with!!!

Don’t be afraid to demand what you deserve.

Don’t be afraid to blame the club for things, i.e. “I’ll get fired if you touch me.” rather than “I don’t let guys touch me.”

Don’t be afraid to insult people to their faces when they insult you.  Stand up for yourself!

Wear makeup, false lashes and pencil in your eyebrows.

Watch and learn from the other dancers, but don’t copy them.

Don’t hate on other sex workers, just because you draw a line where they don’t.

Don’t shit where you eat; AKA don’t start or get involved with drama at work.  Be an ally to your coworkers.

Shower immediately after every shift!!  Don’t go to bed without bathing.  Wash with anti-bacterial soap.

i hold hands with the prettiest girl i’ve ever seen and someone sighs when they see me. “do they have to make everything gay?” she asks her friend, loudly, “like, do you have to force those views in my face all the time?” i can’t stop blushing. my girlfriend holds my fingers tighter, tighter, tighter, until my knuckles are white, and i let her. somehow, this is us, protesting.

my father’s cuban blood stains my skin, i think. when i am honored with a position in the dean’s private council, a boy sneers, “you only got in because you’re hispanic.” did i? i spend the rest of our meetings wondering if i was selected for my stellar academic record, for the multiple recommendations, for the clubs i lead - or if i was just a move the dean made, to make use of me. when we all take a picture, the dean brings me in the front. in the first three we take, i am not smiling.

it is odd. “i exist.” i say, “i deserve to exist.”

@marvelassembles is spreading blood libel (see the notes of my recent post on gal gadot)

he’s claiming that Gal Gadot murdered people (and Scarlett Johansson)

Spock is Jewish

Spock is Jewish

Spock is Jewish

Spock is Jewish

To be a public Jewish figure is to be a magnet for every shitty goyische opinion you didn’t want to hear about the Holocaust, Israel/Palestine, and antisemitism.