Satanic Mechanic

Honey, let’s spill the tea on Cailtin Clark. This girl is on FIRE! 🔥Not only is she slaying the WNBA, but she’s also rewriting the record books like it’s nobody business!

Just the other night, she tied Rhyne Howard for the most 3-pointers by a rookie. 🏀And let’s not forget her jaw-dropping 19 assists in a SINGLE GAME! 🤯 She’s the first rookie EVER to get a triple-double and has more assists than any other rookie in history. Werk, Caitlin!

But wait, there’s more! She’s about to snatch that 3-point record, and she’s got her eyes on a few other prizes too. 👀 Total points? Minutes played? Assists? Honey, this girl is unstoppable!

Now, we all know she had a few oops moments with those turnovers, but let’s be real, everyone makes mistakes. And honestly, with all the incredible things she’s doing, we can let that slide. 😉

Caitlin Clark is the future of the WNBA, and she’s proving it every time she steps on the court. So grab your popcorn and watch her shine because this is just the beginning, honey!

“Stop trying to hold my hand, people are going to think we’re lesbians.”

“We are lesbians.”

“Yeah but not with each other.”

“Ok, but we’re still—god, why are you so stupid?”

“Dunno. Why do you want to hold hands with a stupid person?”

“I don’t.”

“Evidence to the contrary.”

(Mocking voice) “Oooh evidence to the contrary.” (Normal voice) “such a fuckin’ smartass.”

“Oh I’m smart, now? Thought I was stupid”

*Slap fight ensues*