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Little old Italian lady: Do you have zucchini?
Me: Yes, right here.
Lady: Is how much?
Me: $2.99 a pound.
Lady: It's usually $1.49.
Me: Yes, in the summer.
Lady, pauses, then grabs two: I put it in a soup.
Me: Oh nice, what kind are you making?
Lady: You will not fantasize about my soup.
And then she walked away. "You will not fantasize about my soup" will be in my head forever. I love you, little old Italian lady.
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I thought I might share one of my new tattoos. A couple years ago, a dear friend and I coined the term โfish bag momentโ
A fish bag moment might be sitting all alone in an empty new apartment after coming out and upending your life, or starting a new job in a brand new line of work because itโs closer to your dreams
Itโs what happens when you take a leap of faith or make a hard decision for yourself, when the future is so hard to visualize and everything feels scary. Youโre just a fish in a bag and you canโt see where youโre going
But youโre on your way to a bigger aquarium
In honor of a relatively unexpected and sudden transition in my life, I tried my hand at sculpting my beloved fish bag. Letโs hope the kiln is kind โค๏ธ
It didnโt just survive the kiln, it thrived โค๏ธ to anyone out there who needs to hear it right now, rest assured: even if the path forward seems unclear, youโre on your way, and Iโm proud of you
Iโm gonna propose โI guess you havenโt read the silmarillion then :/โ as a default response to anyone not understanding a reference to something obscure. even if itโs not remotely Tolkien related. I want to build up a perception that perhaps the sum total of human knowledge is contained in the silmarillion
This is the polar opposite of this:
hey guys. this is my invention. check it out
listen no matter how depressed I am whenever this post shows up on my dash I fucking lose it I just laugh so hard, itโs such a good post. The way itโs presented? Soap on a sink nozzle, okay clearly this is some sort of handwashing appliance. Then thereโs just water going everywhere no further explanation itโs so good Iโm so happy
I dont get the whole 'terminating trans women' thing because it makes literally 0 sense. Like everyone can see them do it and it makes them look bad and reduces the amount of users they have. I know bigotry doesn't need a reason but we are talking about a company, not a person. They are doing the equivalet of repeatedly shooting themselves in the foot for no reason. It just genuinely perplexes me
The best theory I have (and it is only a theory, and if true it is only an explanation, not an excuse!) is that they run Tumblr on such a shoe-string budget now that almost all moderation is fully automated, and transphobes have learned how to game the system by mass reporting people for no reason with similar reports. When a thousand reports come in, or a thousand "this is mature content" suggestions, there is literally no human in the loop to go "this is bullshit" anymore. When you appeal you may get a person, perhaps, but not before that.
This is the kindest thing (towards Tumblr) I can think of, and it's still a massive fail on their part. If that theory is true, then it's really baffling that they're doing stuff like messing with likes and introducing a new page for replies and so on, instead of improving their automated moderation systems and keeping a close eye on patterns that are happening.
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kneads into your timeline because i'm sweet and cute and you allow me because you love me
does it faster when you aren't looking
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dude your pussy just skittered away. like a insect
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Where the fuck is this thing taking me
Maria silent hill 2 listen to me. You need to leave James Sunderland for the green m&m
something you don't learn until you get really far into the making and tinkering life is that there's no such thing as "glue" really. there are so many kinds of substances that stick other substances together and they are all very different and if you just go look at the adhesives aisle in the hardware store the packaging never actually tells you anything useful. it's like "this is SUPER T-REX POWER GLUE" and the fine print says "good for use on wood metal and plastic". okay. but WHICH PLASTICS MY GOOD BITCH,
because SURPRISE, there's no such thing as "plastic" either. every kind of wood is basically the same on a chemical level, but the only thing every plastic has in common is "some of its molecules are long" and that is NOT a quality that determines how things stick together.
I just ordered some stuff I hope will permanently stick a circuit board to a steel sheet and withstand temperatures up to 150 degrees. by the way circuit boards are made of epoxy-bound woven glass cloth which is cool as hell but what the fuck do you glue that with? can any of the 12 kinds of adhesives I currently own do that? no of course not. if I want to stick two pieces of acrylic together so hard they become watertight to a depth of 3000 metres I have some shit that does that, but it does literally nothing else.
anyway. once you start learning how many kinds of sticking things together there are, the people at 3M start to seem like witches and I don't know if they're the kind we can trust with that level of arcane knowledge
Can I introduce you to one of the most useful sites from the early web? Itโs thistothat.com and it tells you what kind of adhesives work to stick different types of substances together. It looks like it was designed in 1999 with some ads slapped over the top, because it was designed in 1999โฆ. But like most things from the early web, it does whatโs on the label: tells you how to stick this to that.
Arcane knowledge my ass, the internet used to be useful about shit.
u ever see someone with extremely fucked up views (or actions) and think wowww if a couple of things in my life went the tiniest bit differently that would have been me
I think most people would benefit from reflecting on how this might be true for them
Sometimes people bitch about media, both fiction and nonfiction, that they think "humanizes" bad people, especially bigots fascists Nazis et cetera. And I'm just like. Hey. Hey. The problem is. They ARE human. HUMANS did that. Your next door neighbor could do that. Your grandma could do that. You could do that.
"No I'm a good person" why? Because you've gotten lucky and not seen propaganda yet that perfectly hit your buttons? Because you had people to correct you when you fucked up? Idk man I don't think we're all so different from the bad people. We're all just people.
Reminding ourselves of our shared humanity with terrible people does NOT serve to justify their actions. It serves to remind us that the seeds of what happened to them could get into us as well, or might already have. It reminds us to be vigilant and interrogate the hatred inside us.
If you convince yourself that you're just an Inherently Good Person who would never believe hateful things well. Now any little hateful thing that makes its way inside you undetected is never going to be interrogated. It will be left to grow undisturbed.
If you remember that those things can get into anyone, you know to look out for them, and weed them out when they appear, and take the criticism when others point them out in you. So remember, that could have been you. If you forget, maybe it will be.
Would anything bad happen if I (or a pokemon) drank a smoothie containing every single berry?
i mean it might not taste great since the flavors won't all go together, but if you're burned, paralyzed, confused, asleep, poisoned, frozen, in need of HP and PP, your stats are low, and you're weak to every single type then it's probably a great idea
Finally a smoothie that'll fix this
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literally my dad
getting an evil spirit put inside you without your knowledge or consent is basically a classic childhood experience
you'll never believe this
