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that medieval peasant you’re trying to kill with hyper-pop is gonna make you clean and butcher a chicken and you’re gonna throw up.

i will not lie, friends in my phone, i have been imagining affection from time to time

i love to be soo unaware of the horrors (whatevers on tiktok)

why did that guy from the backstreet boys ask "am i sexual?" and why did his friends say yes

being a person is insane

when did we as a society start using pfp over icon and avatar i feel like i missed the boat on that one

Hold on, this is fascinating. Reblog this and tell me in the notes how old you are and if you ever had typing lessons.

“this filter will show you if your teeth are yellow” “this filter will show you if your nose is perfect” “this filter will show you if your face is symmetrical” “this filter will show you if your lips are big” how about if we all blew up our phones forever

saw trap where u have to eat dinner without watching something

“yeah no” is one of the best phrases in contemporary English.

being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot