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hey guys i have a crazy idea what if equius never died and he is like 9 sweeps old now guys. guys. guys. guys. guys

credit to pastabaguette on them gloves he's wearing, so he doesn't break anything.

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#nepeta leijon

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equius-against-themself

D -●-> <3

#vrispeta #equius

equius-against-themself

D -●- > I can not belive this. The clown is out if control. We must do something about it before it hurts Mal more than it already has

muppetjokernum8ereightfan

::::33 < Any way I can help?

equius-against-themself

D -●- > It is unclear. They recently posted a response to an ask that was very unlike them. I belive solving this riddle will help us find a weakness.

D -●- > I can not belive this. The clown is out if control. We must do something about it before it hurts Mal more than it already has

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muppetjokernum8ereightfan

::::33 < The croakercoin I used to 8uy that NFT was worth 7000 Wacky Muppet 8ucks. Did I get scammed?

equius-against-themself

D -●- > I do not think any of those words are real

muppetjokernum8ereightfan

::::33 < My financial advisor (ko8oldsprite) told me this was a good purchase and that all these words were real though.

equius-against-themself

D -●- > I think you would benefit from reading the croakers latest post

muppetjokernum8ereightfan

::::33 < The croakercoin I used to 8uy that NFT was worth 7000 Wacky Muppet 8ucks. Did I get scammed?

equius-against-themself

D -●- > I do not think any of those words are real

D -●- > You want to be STRONGER. Then be strong for her. You know that you make each other happy. So at least know that you tried

D -●- > You miss 100% of the shots you do not take

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dudoserswag

YOOO

equius-against-themself

D -●- > @muppetjokerno1haterrr is this you.

pastabaguette

he just kind of always looks like that, i think.

i really like this trend so i made my own. it’s humanstuck, because why not. i’ve been thinking about them a lot. i gave them slightly different clothes as opposed to their default designs. not quite sure why. it looked nice, i guess.

i got sort of carried away and ended up adding a whole heap of details.

#art #equius #nepeta leijon

D -●- > I am sorry for being so quiet. It seems that it is harder for me to surface when Mal is in a state of self loathing like this. Without the clown here they have seemingly just gone numb.

#equius

muppetjokernum8ereightfan

::::33 < I don’t think I ever said what The Choice I was given was. It took me some time to figure it out since I had to figure this out from carvings the denizen left 8ehind. I think I’m supposed to either learn the true meaning and the reasons 8ehind my thoughts that I might just 8e a character in a story 8y reading 8ack through my 8log using my vision eightfold or I can just continue living my life as I have 833n.

::::33 < I don’t want to make a decision 8efur I’ve 833n a8le to talk this choice through with some8ody.

equius-against-themself

D -●- > I am here if you would like to talk.

numberfiveman

Okay I've got my strength back, I'm going to get things moved over to the new house and I can do more Tarot readings later if people still want one.

numberfiveman

Things are moved in now, Gordon was a big help even though he keep protesting that he didn't actually care about me and only wanted to speed things up. He's just a big softy with a hard shell. Anyways, he seems excited about his new home. More updates to come

consciousgordiacea

I AM NOT A SOFTIE. I AM A COLD, HEARTLESS CUNT... DON'T GET ON MY SHIT LIST...

numberfiveman

Gordon you can't use that word dude

consciousgordiacea

DO YOU FORGET I AM A GOD??? I KEEP YOU AROUND OUT OF CONVENIENCE, NOT THE GOODNESS OF MY METAPHORICAL HEART. YOU CANNOT DICTATE MY USE OF LANGUAGE. DICTATE... DICTATE.... DICK TATER ...

muppetjokernonbinaryfan

i MEAN TO BE FAIR, (tO BE FAIIIIIIuuuuHRR) fIVE IS FRIENDS/AQuAINTANCES WITH QuITE A FEW GODS, nAMELY EVERYONE IN MY SBuRB SESSION

consciousgordiacea

DID I ASK YOU? YOU CAN GO BACK TO BEING VRISPETA'S PERSONAL BUTT MONKEY NOW

equius-against-themself

D -●- > That is quite enough. If you continue talking to my compatriots like this I will banish you from our hive. This behavior will not be tolerated

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muppetjokernum8ereightfan

::::33 < I know how I could kill Gordon.

equius-against-themself

D -●- > Vrispeta could I ask that you not

muppetjokernum8ereightfan

::::33 < I didn’t say I was going to! Just that I can if I have to!

equius-against-themself

D -●- > Well I would like to refrain from it if possible. They are a very positive influence on Mal.

muppetjokernum8ereightfan

::::33 < I know how I could kill Gordon.

equius-against-themself

D -●- > Vrispeta could I ask that you not

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