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were no strangers to grubs

You know the worms and so do I

2018 has been four years long. that shitty ugandan knuckles meme happened in january of this year. oh my god. i want to get off mr bones wild ride

oh to be a round little bird and to say beep from time to time

sometimes life hits ya n ur like “wow sure wish i was stagnant bog water” n then ya keep goin but the bog dream sure does stick w ya

Five minutes left, on his microwave rice

dont talk or think about this please

*gets caught pickpocketing cos i keep saying ‘yoink’ outloud when i do it*

whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 

no offense but fly me to the moon and let me play amongst the stars,let me see what spring is like on jupiter and mars

i’m not saying i need validation to live i’m just saying that if my heart was flatlining and the doctor started telling me how great i was instead of trying to revive me my ass would be conscious within ten seconds