woof

well the thing about avadeb is [starts coughing up blood]

If you're a man and a showrunner first of all you need to kill yourself

i have a personality flaw that always positions me on the side of characters who are hiding everything and refuse to accept help. like do NOT confide in people. confiding in people is the enemy. REAL winners lie and lie and continue lying until they ruin every single thing theyve got going for them & didnt fix a single goddamn thing. keep digging grandpa youre almost there

the fact that arianators talk about Glinda like she’s some malevolent being or poltergeist that’s taken possession of an innocent woman and won’t let her go IS kind of funny too because that’s precisely the role that Glinda occupies in Elphaba’s life except Elphaba has seemingly no idea this is happening

that is actually my main principle of explicit fic is that the personalities stay On during sex.

Genuinely - and I get that this is probably in part my aceness talking - if I can't hear the character voices in smut just as much as in non smut, then I can barely read it, much less find it hot.

of course one must imagine spike and dawn getting kicked out of the movie theater because they tried to watch twilight when it came out and couldnt stop laughing

(writes something) god this sucks so bad. this is awful. i'm the worst writer ever. this is nothing. (rereads it a while after writing it) oh dude this is fire. i'm the god of writing. (writes something again) god this sucks so bad. th

BTVS was soooooo crazy because joss whedon was like "I'm going to write an incel revenge fantasy where I turn the leather wearing bad boy I was jealous of in high school into a loser cuck! I'm going to literally paralyze him from the waist down so his dick doesn't work and then make him watch his girlfriend make out with a guy taller than him and call that guy daddy in front of him! I'm going to write a million scenes of him getting beat up by girls and even show him having to be rescued by a girl in a princess carry and another scene where he gets tortured by a girl and have mad scientists metaphorically castrate him on a lab table and I'll write a weirdly homoerotic scene in which the boyfriend of the woman he's in love with breaks into his home and shoves him against a wall and impales him with a plastic phallic object" and james marsters was like "sounds hot I can't wait to play this character I'm going to make him look slutty and turned on the entire time" and five million teen girls gays and theys in the viewing audience had the weirdest possible sexual awakening

its not even shipping its just posting what they did