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hii, i'm satire. i guess
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I needed that second pic
This… helps a little.
i was training a young person at work, and she referred to sexual assault as "SA" out loud, and i immediately was like, "no, it's sexual assault, call it what it is," bc idgaf if the algorithm overlords have taught y'all that you should fear direct language, how tf do any of you expect to ever address real issues with any amount of seriousness if you can't even say the words? imagine an advocate looking a sexual assault survivor in the eyes and asking "did he grape you?" it's absolutely fucking absurd, but these young interns and new hires are coming into an environment where we deal with survivors of all different kinds of abuse, and they're coming with the mindset that the words are as bad as the actions, and that makes them shitty at the job and look juvenile af
i HATE self-censorship for a lot of reasons, but being in crisis work makes it even more frustrating. who are you censoring for? like i am being so fr, WHO are you censoring for? have you even thought it through? people who have been raped know that they have been raped. if someone attempts suicide or is grieving someone who did, saying "sewer slide" isn't going to protect them from any of the feelings. a murder victim's family isn't going to feel better bc you said "unalived" instead of murdered. if anything, it's just extremely invalidating and othering. it's saying "what happened to you is so bad that i won't even say the word," which is NOT trauma-informed care. you are not protecting survivors/victims when you self-censor. the ONLY things you protect when you self-censor are the puritanical ideologies that are being encouraged by rich fascists who want your money and obedience
say the fucking words, guys. just say the goddamn words before i go insane!!!
DID makes me feel like a prisoner in my own brain. can't we just agree on things? even sometimes?
I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.
I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

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i'm rly happy i'm sober!! i only think abt substances when i'm in super deep depression n even then i'm able to weigh out consequences n realize it's still not worth it to go down that path again. yaay :3
"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s
(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive
you know i've always been so jealous that most other systems kind of know everything about themselves and never falter
well. with therapy, i'm sat there dumping information and then finding myself second guessing everything. a lot. i've told my therapist multiple times now that i think i'm just lying to her. i don't feel like any of the things i know about myself are true anymore. i don't even feel like it's me speaking
and that's bleeding into my daily life now. oh well
/lh
uhh i think the point i'm trying to make is that i never considered the confusion and amnesia could affect the information i know about my system. amnesia is weird, it's affecting me in ways i never actually realized. bruhh
you know i've always been so jealous that most other systems kind of know everything about themselves and never falter
well. with therapy, i'm sat there dumping information and then finding myself second guessing everything. a lot. i've told my therapist multiple times now that i think i'm just lying to her. i don't feel like any of the things i know about myself are true anymore. i don't even feel like it's me speaking
and that's bleeding into my daily life now. oh well
/lh

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Btw the only correct response to the “lesboy/turigirl discourse” is “I don’t give a shit how other queer people choose to label themselves, this doesn’t impact me at all, policing others does nothing but harm my community, and we have way bigger issues”
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u know it's rly scary when u think u jnow all of ur parts but then u find evidence that u obviously Do Not
Anyone else get annoyed when people do this under posts abt being a system

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i either have rly crippling social anxiety or my hypervigilance is So Bad rhat even ppl jst coming over has me on edge the whole time. it could be either but i'm not in the headspace to decipher it
slowly learnig how to maintain my living space bcoz i was never taught how :3 n i am doig it!! ALL ON MY OWN!!!!!