Lil

*gets caught pickpocketing cos i keep saying ‘yoink’ outloud when i do it*

physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll

what are these “shower thoughts” everybody’s talking about, i dont think about anything in the shower, my mind is completely blank as i douse my body in scalding hot water and stare at a wall

me: *watches criminal minds for 9 hours* anything: *makes a noise* me: I’m looking for a white male between the ages of 25-45 probably a loner probably most definitely hates women probably drives a red late model dodge truck probably lives alone his moms name is Helen and his favorite color skittles are the red ones

who is she? what agency is she with?

stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman

no offense but i want every little kid to be safe and have a good childhood