awful, awful epic seven shitposts & imagines

of course you can 👁👁

sorry this took me so long to finish um

the crushing pain of existence really do be hitting </3

also ap tests

ap tests suck

anyway

there is no way in hell yufine doesn't make terrible financial decisions i'm sorry

didn't she literally have ras and mercedes deliver something to her a good distance away from ezera or wherever she dwells so garo wouldn't find out

something among those lines? idk man

but yes

questionable money decisions

yufine seems to enjoy shiny objects and totally would bring various trinkets home

she has a possible hoarding problem with the amount of stuff she either brings home or buys because "ooh shiny"

i feel like yufine would frequent thrift stores for this reason because you can get many shiny objects on the cheaper side of things

that doesn't mean she wouldn't go to great lengths for a snazzy thing she likes though

not like committing actual financial crimes (unless the world's end pub ends up being a money laundering front) but various odd jobs and money-scrounging efforts are employed by this dragon so she gets what she wants

she probably does get some sort of allowance from garo though

how old even is yufine anyway

seems like she has the mental age of a teenager

i'll act like she is one i guess

lmao does yufine have a bedtime or at least a "please be asleep or just quiet by this time at night i'm begging you" type-thing

what kind of a parent even is garo anyway

i know nothing about that red dude

he sells information and makes drinks idk

he probably finds out about shit yufine is trying to hide from him sooner or later

usually sooner

it would probably be amusing to him though because i can't imagine yufine's cover stories being all that great

pov: you are yufine and garo is pointing out all the plot holes in the lie you are attempting to weave about the dubious location you were at to pick something up for the past like three hours

uhh

what else

does yufine go to school

is she getting an active education

smh garo educate your child

look i haven't read episode three yet so if some pertinent yufine lore is revealed there i don't know about it

doesn't yufine have this whole thing about not being able to turn into a dragon because she lost her memories

she totally talks to garo about that

i could see that dude passing on any possible info that could maybe help with that to yufine

anyway yufine just seems fairly chaotic in general lmao and i suppose garo simply has to deal with that energy every day

lol sorry this was kind of short but school is ruining my braincells and it causes me pain so oof

still, hopefully you enjoyed it? i feel like this idea would be a hell of a lot more spicy if it were in the hands of a more competent thought-producer than me lmao

and i wish you good luck on your exams

yufine’s whole budget goes to either food or shiny there is no inbetween LMAO

OMG WHEN SHE REALIZES YOU CAN EAT SMALL AMOUNTS OF GOLD (they are put on very fancy pastries) 

she begs him to buy gold to shave and eat LMAO 

he doesn’t btw she sulked for a very long time 

my ap exams have already passed lol but hopefully i didn't do too terribly on them

hey yufine's got her priorities in check i see no problem with this

she would go feral upon finding out about edible gold oh my god

food and shiny? perfect

lmao yufine becomes a mukbanger and makes enough bank to pay for her bad financial decisions

she can buy her own edible gold now and there's nothing garo can do about it

and yes yufine will survive lol

LMAO YUFINE FAMOUS RITANIAN MUKBANGER??? OH HELL YEAH

SHE’LL GO VLOGGING TOO

SHE’LL ACTUALLY BE FAMOUS

ap tests suck 0/10 would not recommend

is yufine one of those mukbangers who gets into scandal after scandal or is she just mostly chill

i'm leaning towards that second one because i think yufine would just wanna eat food and avoid the cursed drama lol

also yufine vlogging 👁👁

social media influencer yufine au?

god she would be famous you're right

they're accidental scandals she gets into on stream

she wants to avoid the cursed drama but her combined energy from her and chat just ends up getting into some sort of trouble

SHE WOULD BE SO FAMOUS

oh yufine totally would accidentally get involved in drama

she just stumbles upon something incriminating and whoops! someone gets canceled lmao

her chat would definitely enable this

is yufine an egirl in any way or is she just vibing lol

she totally has tiktok though

also god she would totally be famous

lmao yeah she has gotten several people canceled on twt on accident and no one can say it's really her fault lmao, except for the people who got canceled

her chat will probably always defend her

prolly not she's just some girl vibing

oh yeah she posts like multiple times a day on tiktok lol

she posts those kinda dumb pose videos way too often and they get more views than they deserve lmao

she totally has an army of simps to back her up and it is terrifying

the power of booba is immense indeed

also yeah she totally posts several times a day on tiktok and other social media lmao

maybe not daily on youtube but she totally streams on twitch or something for mukbang purposes or just to chill with her cursed fanbase

i bet her twitter posts are either unhinged or like actual influencer stuff

no in between

she makes so much money from simps that it’s honestly just plain scary at this point, i agree

and they allow so much of this to happen

it’s very powerful 

yeah and she gets like a million views on each one miraculously

yeahhhh

lmao they’re usually unhinged random thoughts or some random complaints and her fandom is like “OMG MUST. PROTECT. THE QUEEN. YUFINE. !!!” 

dragon girl bathwater, perhaps?

also yeah she totally gets a hell of a lot of views on her videos

she makes hella bank from ad revenue alone

i bet her fanbase would literally go to physical war for her at this point

they're simply that dedicated to their dragon girl social media star

i don't know if yufine is truly aware of the power of her supporters though um

she's literally just vibing and she got popular lol

her thought process was like:

merch = money = gold... 🤤

LOL yeah just make a bath bomb and say she smells like that

lol she does it's a lot of bank and her simps are crazy

yeah honestly she started it out of curiosity then one day it just became her source of money

this is the only thought process she has while making merch lmao

bath bomb infused dragon girl bathwater 👁👁

yufine could win a war with her simp army at this point and it is terrifying

lmao yeah she's far more expensive than aither

do you think she gives garo some of the money she makes 👁👁

the world's end pub could undergo some swanky renovations

garo could get himself some cool stuff

it would just be a snazzy arrangement

yeah aither doesn't really care tho he does automatically have the money lmao

hmmmm at first no but she gave some (a very generous amount) to garo for his birthday one day and he was very happy and he used it to make the pub really nice and when there's a celebration she'd prob give him some and demand in return some of orbis's version of chicken nuggets

yeah the financial decisions end up being a questionable compromise but they're not that bad lol

what a horrific thought

lmao yeah aither's just vibing

also yes yufine probably would do that when it comes to giving money to garo

i think orbis probably does have chicken nuggets but they're just built different

yufine mentioned something about dragon nuggets in one of the side stories so uhh

that's a thing lol

regardless of what they're called i bet they'd be good though

i don't think garo would allow terrible food to be made at his respectable establishment

also lmao yeah that's totally how those discussions would go

garo is definitely the voice of reason when it comes to yufine's more cursed investment ideas

hmm

quite the horrific thought indeed

yeah he’s lowkey a fan and sometimes watches her videos but not his cup of tea mostly

sometimes he’ll find something interesting but not much of the time

he acknowledges her existence in the world and moves on

OH YES THE DRAGON NUGGETS THATS WHAT THEY WERE 

i forgot what they were called lol but yes i’d eat it too

better than mcdondalds if it’s garo making it

he definitely would not

sometimes the compromises go either way depending on if garo’s tired that day LOL and yufine hasn’t realized yet

yeah she prolly wouldn’t

also yes lol those compromises would go both ways definitely

garo is a "we have food at home" type of guy on the mcdonald's alignment chart

i haven't even started episode 3 but i've already heard some questionable things about politis

i mean her name literally sounds like an infection so uh

bad vibes from the get-go

he’s there to see her smile

best dad figure garo? :0 

yeah :>

oh 100%, and yufine is 100% on the kids yelling mcdonalds mcdonalds side and they always have to meet somewhere in the middle

yes i did her side story and i felt bad for her, but now im anti-politis squad. she did smth to sez and rin and i am also now phantom cic protection squad

lmao lowkey yeah

time to get a politis vaccine 

we will simply ignore that 👁👁

garo donates the money yufine gave him back to her lmao

it's an infinite loop of cash

best dad figure garo indeed 👁👁

they meet in the middle and go to wendy's instead

i say this despite never having set foot in a wendy's

i have no idea what the hell happens in episode 3 and i uh

really should actually start it soon lol

i'll join your anti-politis and phantom cic protection squads though

we will ignore that too 👁👁

lmfaooo he does like “here’s ur lunch money”

indeed, he is a great father figure

wendy’s- although the canonically (i think, there was canon art of her eating a wendy’s burger i think)she likes burgers i like to think she usually buys chicken nuggets in like,the biggest pack x2 just for herself

lmao i’ve gone to wendy’s once

it’s not that bad but it’s not too great either

but thenagain i don’t have high opinons of fast food places

lmao it’s another sg shitshow i think you would enjoy it

yes :> join me 😋

pfft i see i see

god that's a mood even though this is the only sideblog i have lol

l u n c h m o n e y

yufine absolutely has to have a designated allowance

otherwise she's gonna blow all her money on shiny things smh

yufine would absolutely buy herself concerning amounts of chicken nuggets

would she review those gimmick celebrity meals mcdonald's keeps putting out

a nice bts meal moment except she orders like seven of them

yeah fast food places are something else lol

i think it depends on the location though because some are worse than others

the food might be bussin', as the kids say nowadays, in one location but be absolutely rancid in another

at least wendy's doesn't have homophobic chicken sandwiches like chick-fil-a has to my knowledge

look if it's an sg shitshow i'm sold 👁👁

of course you can 👁👁

sorry this took me so long to finish um

the crushing pain of existence really do be hitting </3

also ap tests

ap tests suck

anyway

there is no way in hell yufine doesn't make terrible financial decisions i'm sorry

didn't she literally have ras and mercedes deliver something to her a good distance away from ezera or wherever she dwells so garo wouldn't find out

something among those lines? idk man

but yes

questionable money decisions

yufine seems to enjoy shiny objects and totally would bring various trinkets home

she has a possible hoarding problem with the amount of stuff she either brings home or buys because "ooh shiny"

i feel like yufine would frequent thrift stores for this reason because you can get many shiny objects on the cheaper side of things

that doesn't mean she wouldn't go to great lengths for a snazzy thing she likes though

not like committing actual financial crimes (unless the world's end pub ends up being a money laundering front) but various odd jobs and money-scrounging efforts are employed by this dragon so she gets what she wants

she probably does get some sort of allowance from garo though

how old even is yufine anyway

seems like she has the mental age of a teenager

i'll act like she is one i guess

lmao does yufine have a bedtime or at least a "please be asleep or just quiet by this time at night i'm begging you" type-thing

what kind of a parent even is garo anyway

i know nothing about that red dude

he sells information and makes drinks idk

he probably finds out about shit yufine is trying to hide from him sooner or later

usually sooner

it would probably be amusing to him though because i can't imagine yufine's cover stories being all that great

pov: you are yufine and garo is pointing out all the plot holes in the lie you are attempting to weave about the dubious location you were at to pick something up for the past like three hours

uhh

what else

does yufine go to school

is she getting an active education

smh garo educate your child

look i haven't read episode three yet so if some pertinent yufine lore is revealed there i don't know about it

doesn't yufine have this whole thing about not being able to turn into a dragon because she lost her memories

she totally talks to garo about that

i could see that dude passing on any possible info that could maybe help with that to yufine

anyway yufine just seems fairly chaotic in general lmao and i suppose garo simply has to deal with that energy every day

lol sorry this was kind of short but school is ruining my braincells and it causes me pain so oof

still, hopefully you enjoyed it? i feel like this idea would be a hell of a lot more spicy if it were in the hands of a more competent thought-producer than me lmao

and i wish you good luck on your exams

yufine’s whole budget goes to either food or shiny there is no inbetween LMAO

OMG WHEN SHE REALIZES YOU CAN EAT SMALL AMOUNTS OF GOLD (they are put on very fancy pastries) 

she begs him to buy gold to shave and eat LMAO 

he doesn’t btw she sulked for a very long time 

my ap exams have already passed lol but hopefully i didn't do too terribly on them

hey yufine's got her priorities in check i see no problem with this

she would go feral upon finding out about edible gold oh my god

food and shiny? perfect

lmao yufine becomes a mukbanger and makes enough bank to pay for her bad financial decisions

she can buy her own edible gold now and there's nothing garo can do about it

and yes yufine will survive lol

LMAO YUFINE FAMOUS RITANIAN MUKBANGER??? OH HELL YEAH

SHE’LL GO VLOGGING TOO

SHE’LL ACTUALLY BE FAMOUS

ap tests suck 0/10 would not recommend

is yufine one of those mukbangers who gets into scandal after scandal or is she just mostly chill

i'm leaning towards that second one because i think yufine would just wanna eat food and avoid the cursed drama lol

also yufine vlogging 👁👁

social media influencer yufine au?

god she would be famous you're right

they're accidental scandals she gets into on stream

she wants to avoid the cursed drama but her combined energy from her and chat just ends up getting into some sort of trouble

SHE WOULD BE SO FAMOUS

oh yufine totally would accidentally get involved in drama

she just stumbles upon something incriminating and whoops! someone gets canceled lmao

her chat would definitely enable this

is yufine an egirl in any way or is she just vibing lol

she totally has tiktok though

also god she would totally be famous

lmao yeah she has gotten several people canceled on twt on accident and no one can say it's really her fault lmao, except for the people who got canceled

her chat will probably always defend her

prolly not she's just some girl vibing

oh yeah she posts like multiple times a day on tiktok lol

she posts those kinda dumb pose videos way too often and they get more views than they deserve lmao

she totally has an army of simps to back her up and it is terrifying

the power of booba is immense indeed

also yeah she totally posts several times a day on tiktok and other social media lmao

maybe not daily on youtube but she totally streams on twitch or something for mukbang purposes or just to chill with her cursed fanbase

i bet her twitter posts are either unhinged or like actual influencer stuff

no in between

she makes so much money from simps that it’s honestly just plain scary at this point, i agree

and they allow so much of this to happen

it’s very powerful 

yeah and she gets like a million views on each one miraculously

yeahhhh

lmao they’re usually unhinged random thoughts or some random complaints and her fandom is like “OMG MUST. PROTECT. THE QUEEN. YUFINE. !!!” 

dragon girl bathwater, perhaps?

also yeah she totally gets a hell of a lot of views on her videos

she makes hella bank from ad revenue alone

i bet her fanbase would literally go to physical war for her at this point

they're simply that dedicated to their dragon girl social media star

i don't know if yufine is truly aware of the power of her supporters though um

she's literally just vibing and she got popular lol

her thought process was like:

merch = money = gold... 🤤

LOL yeah just make a bath bomb and say she smells like that

lol she does it's a lot of bank and her simps are crazy

yeah honestly she started it out of curiosity then one day it just became her source of money

this is the only thought process she has while making merch lmao

bath bomb infused dragon girl bathwater 👁👁

yufine could win a war with her simp army at this point and it is terrifying

lmao yeah she's far more expensive than aither

do you think she gives garo some of the money she makes 👁👁

the world's end pub could undergo some swanky renovations

garo could get himself some cool stuff

it would just be a snazzy arrangement

yeah aither doesn't really care tho he does automatically have the money lmao

hmmmm at first no but she gave some (a very generous amount) to garo for his birthday one day and he was very happy and he used it to make the pub really nice and when there's a celebration she'd prob give him some and demand in return some of orbis's version of chicken nuggets

yeah the financial decisions end up being a questionable compromise but they're not that bad lol

what a horrific thought

lmao yeah aither's just vibing

also yes yufine probably would do that when it comes to giving money to garo

i think orbis probably does have chicken nuggets but they're just built different

yufine mentioned something about dragon nuggets in one of the side stories so uhh

that's a thing lol

regardless of what they're called i bet they'd be good though

i don't think garo would allow terrible food to be made at his respectable establishment

also lmao yeah that's totally how those discussions would go

garo is definitely the voice of reason when it comes to yufine's more cursed investment ideas

hmm

quite the horrific thought indeed

yeah he’s lowkey a fan and sometimes watches her videos but not his cup of tea mostly

sometimes he’ll find something interesting but not much of the time

he acknowledges her existence in the world and moves on

OH YES THE DRAGON NUGGETS THATS WHAT THEY WERE 

i forgot what they were called lol but yes i’d eat it too

better than mcdondalds if it’s garo making it

he definitely would not

sometimes the compromises go either way depending on if garo’s tired that day LOL and yufine hasn’t realized yet

yeah she prolly wouldn’t

also yes lol those compromises would go both ways definitely

garo is a "we have food at home" type of guy on the mcdonald's alignment chart

i haven't even started episode 3 but i've already heard some questionable things about politis

i mean her name literally sounds like an infection so uh

bad vibes from the get-go

he’s there to see her smile

best dad figure garo? :0 

yeah :>

oh 100%, and yufine is 100% on the kids yelling mcdonalds mcdonalds side and they always have to meet somewhere in the middle

yes i did her side story and i felt bad for her, but now im anti-politis squad. she did smth to sez and rin and i am also now phantom cic protection squad

lmao lowkey yeah

time to get a politis vaccine 

we will simply ignore that 👁👁

garo donates the money yufine gave him back to her lmao

it's an infinite loop of cash

best dad figure garo indeed 👁👁

they meet in the middle and go to wendy's instead

i say this despite never having set foot in a wendy's

i have no idea what the hell happens in episode 3 and i uh

really should actually start it soon lol

i'll join your anti-politis and phantom cic protection squads though

of course you can 👁👁

sorry this took me so long to finish um

the crushing pain of existence really do be hitting </3

also ap tests

ap tests suck

anyway

there is no way in hell yufine doesn't make terrible financial decisions i'm sorry

didn't she literally have ras and mercedes deliver something to her a good distance away from ezera or wherever she dwells so garo wouldn't find out

something among those lines? idk man

but yes

questionable money decisions

yufine seems to enjoy shiny objects and totally would bring various trinkets home

she has a possible hoarding problem with the amount of stuff she either brings home or buys because "ooh shiny"

i feel like yufine would frequent thrift stores for this reason because you can get many shiny objects on the cheaper side of things

that doesn't mean she wouldn't go to great lengths for a snazzy thing she likes though

not like committing actual financial crimes (unless the world's end pub ends up being a money laundering front) but various odd jobs and money-scrounging efforts are employed by this dragon so she gets what she wants

she probably does get some sort of allowance from garo though

how old even is yufine anyway

seems like she has the mental age of a teenager

i'll act like she is one i guess

lmao does yufine have a bedtime or at least a "please be asleep or just quiet by this time at night i'm begging you" type-thing

what kind of a parent even is garo anyway

i know nothing about that red dude

he sells information and makes drinks idk

he probably finds out about shit yufine is trying to hide from him sooner or later

usually sooner

it would probably be amusing to him though because i can't imagine yufine's cover stories being all that great

pov: you are yufine and garo is pointing out all the plot holes in the lie you are attempting to weave about the dubious location you were at to pick something up for the past like three hours

uhh

what else

does yufine go to school

is she getting an active education

smh garo educate your child

look i haven't read episode three yet so if some pertinent yufine lore is revealed there i don't know about it

doesn't yufine have this whole thing about not being able to turn into a dragon because she lost her memories

she totally talks to garo about that

i could see that dude passing on any possible info that could maybe help with that to yufine

anyway yufine just seems fairly chaotic in general lmao and i suppose garo simply has to deal with that energy every day

lol sorry this was kind of short but school is ruining my braincells and it causes me pain so oof

still, hopefully you enjoyed it? i feel like this idea would be a hell of a lot more spicy if it were in the hands of a more competent thought-producer than me lmao

and i wish you good luck on your exams

yufine’s whole budget goes to either food or shiny there is no inbetween LMAO

OMG WHEN SHE REALIZES YOU CAN EAT SMALL AMOUNTS OF GOLD (they are put on very fancy pastries) 

she begs him to buy gold to shave and eat LMAO 

he doesn’t btw she sulked for a very long time 

my ap exams have already passed lol but hopefully i didn't do too terribly on them

hey yufine's got her priorities in check i see no problem with this

she would go feral upon finding out about edible gold oh my god

food and shiny? perfect

lmao yufine becomes a mukbanger and makes enough bank to pay for her bad financial decisions

she can buy her own edible gold now and there's nothing garo can do about it

and yes yufine will survive lol

LMAO YUFINE FAMOUS RITANIAN MUKBANGER??? OH HELL YEAH

SHE’LL GO VLOGGING TOO

SHE’LL ACTUALLY BE FAMOUS

ap tests suck 0/10 would not recommend

is yufine one of those mukbangers who gets into scandal after scandal or is she just mostly chill

i'm leaning towards that second one because i think yufine would just wanna eat food and avoid the cursed drama lol

also yufine vlogging 👁👁

social media influencer yufine au?

god she would be famous you're right

they're accidental scandals she gets into on stream

she wants to avoid the cursed drama but her combined energy from her and chat just ends up getting into some sort of trouble

SHE WOULD BE SO FAMOUS

oh yufine totally would accidentally get involved in drama

she just stumbles upon something incriminating and whoops! someone gets canceled lmao

her chat would definitely enable this

is yufine an egirl in any way or is she just vibing lol

she totally has tiktok though

also god she would totally be famous

lmao yeah she has gotten several people canceled on twt on accident and no one can say it's really her fault lmao, except for the people who got canceled

her chat will probably always defend her

prolly not she's just some girl vibing

oh yeah she posts like multiple times a day on tiktok lol

she posts those kinda dumb pose videos way too often and they get more views than they deserve lmao

she totally has an army of simps to back her up and it is terrifying

the power of booba is immense indeed

also yeah she totally posts several times a day on tiktok and other social media lmao

maybe not daily on youtube but she totally streams on twitch or something for mukbang purposes or just to chill with her cursed fanbase

i bet her twitter posts are either unhinged or like actual influencer stuff

no in between

she makes so much money from simps that it’s honestly just plain scary at this point, i agree

and they allow so much of this to happen

it’s very powerful 

yeah and she gets like a million views on each one miraculously

yeahhhh

lmao they’re usually unhinged random thoughts or some random complaints and her fandom is like “OMG MUST. PROTECT. THE QUEEN. YUFINE. !!!” 

dragon girl bathwater, perhaps?

also yeah she totally gets a hell of a lot of views on her videos

she makes hella bank from ad revenue alone

i bet her fanbase would literally go to physical war for her at this point

they're simply that dedicated to their dragon girl social media star

i don't know if yufine is truly aware of the power of her supporters though um

she's literally just vibing and she got popular lol

her thought process was like:

merch = money = gold... 🤤

LOL yeah just make a bath bomb and say she smells like that

lol she does it's a lot of bank and her simps are crazy

yeah honestly she started it out of curiosity then one day it just became her source of money

this is the only thought process she has while making merch lmao

bath bomb infused dragon girl bathwater 👁👁

yufine could win a war with her simp army at this point and it is terrifying

lmao yeah she's far more expensive than aither

do you think she gives garo some of the money she makes 👁👁

the world's end pub could undergo some swanky renovations

garo could get himself some cool stuff

it would just be a snazzy arrangement

yeah aither doesn't really care tho he does automatically have the money lmao

hmmmm at first no but she gave some (a very generous amount) to garo for his birthday one day and he was very happy and he used it to make the pub really nice and when there's a celebration she'd prob give him some and demand in return some of orbis's version of chicken nuggets

yeah the financial decisions end up being a questionable compromise but they're not that bad lol

what a horrific thought

lmao yeah aither's just vibing

also yes yufine probably would do that when it comes to giving money to garo

i think orbis probably does have chicken nuggets but they're just built different

yufine mentioned something about dragon nuggets in one of the side stories so uhh

that's a thing lol

regardless of what they're called i bet they'd be good though

i don't think garo would allow terrible food to be made at his respectable establishment

also lmao yeah that's totally how those discussions would go

garo is definitely the voice of reason when it comes to yufine's more cursed investment ideas

hmm

quite the horrific thought indeed

yeah he’s lowkey a fan and sometimes watches her videos but not his cup of tea mostly

sometimes he’ll find something interesting but not much of the time

he acknowledges her existence in the world and moves on

OH YES THE DRAGON NUGGETS THATS WHAT THEY WERE 

i forgot what they were called lol but yes i’d eat it too

better than mcdondalds if it’s garo making it

he definitely would not

sometimes the compromises go either way depending on if garo’s tired that day LOL and yufine hasn’t realized yet

yeah she prolly wouldn’t

also yes lol those compromises would go both ways definitely

garo is a "we have food at home" type of guy on the mcdonald's alignment chart

i haven't even started episode 3 but i've already heard some questionable things about politis

i mean her name literally sounds like an infection so uh

bad vibes from the get-go

of course you can 👁👁

sorry this took me so long to finish um

the crushing pain of existence really do be hitting </3

also ap tests

ap tests suck

anyway

there is no way in hell yufine doesn't make terrible financial decisions i'm sorry

didn't she literally have ras and mercedes deliver something to her a good distance away from ezera or wherever she dwells so garo wouldn't find out

something among those lines? idk man

but yes

questionable money decisions

yufine seems to enjoy shiny objects and totally would bring various trinkets home

she has a possible hoarding problem with the amount of stuff she either brings home or buys because "ooh shiny"

i feel like yufine would frequent thrift stores for this reason because you can get many shiny objects on the cheaper side of things

that doesn't mean she wouldn't go to great lengths for a snazzy thing she likes though

not like committing actual financial crimes (unless the world's end pub ends up being a money laundering front) but various odd jobs and money-scrounging efforts are employed by this dragon so she gets what she wants

she probably does get some sort of allowance from garo though

how old even is yufine anyway

seems like she has the mental age of a teenager

i'll act like she is one i guess

lmao does yufine have a bedtime or at least a "please be asleep or just quiet by this time at night i'm begging you" type-thing

what kind of a parent even is garo anyway

i know nothing about that red dude

he sells information and makes drinks idk

he probably finds out about shit yufine is trying to hide from him sooner or later

usually sooner

it would probably be amusing to him though because i can't imagine yufine's cover stories being all that great

pov: you are yufine and garo is pointing out all the plot holes in the lie you are attempting to weave about the dubious location you were at to pick something up for the past like three hours

uhh

what else

does yufine go to school

is she getting an active education

smh garo educate your child

look i haven't read episode three yet so if some pertinent yufine lore is revealed there i don't know about it

doesn't yufine have this whole thing about not being able to turn into a dragon because she lost her memories

she totally talks to garo about that

i could see that dude passing on any possible info that could maybe help with that to yufine

anyway yufine just seems fairly chaotic in general lmao and i suppose garo simply has to deal with that energy every day

lol sorry this was kind of short but school is ruining my braincells and it causes me pain so oof

still, hopefully you enjoyed it? i feel like this idea would be a hell of a lot more spicy if it were in the hands of a more competent thought-producer than me lmao

and i wish you good luck on your exams

yufine’s whole budget goes to either food or shiny there is no inbetween LMAO

OMG WHEN SHE REALIZES YOU CAN EAT SMALL AMOUNTS OF GOLD (they are put on very fancy pastries) 

she begs him to buy gold to shave and eat LMAO 

he doesn’t btw she sulked for a very long time 

my ap exams have already passed lol but hopefully i didn't do too terribly on them

hey yufine's got her priorities in check i see no problem with this

she would go feral upon finding out about edible gold oh my god

food and shiny? perfect

lmao yufine becomes a mukbanger and makes enough bank to pay for her bad financial decisions

she can buy her own edible gold now and there's nothing garo can do about it

and yes yufine will survive lol

LMAO YUFINE FAMOUS RITANIAN MUKBANGER??? OH HELL YEAH

SHE’LL GO VLOGGING TOO

SHE’LL ACTUALLY BE FAMOUS

ap tests suck 0/10 would not recommend

is yufine one of those mukbangers who gets into scandal after scandal or is she just mostly chill

i'm leaning towards that second one because i think yufine would just wanna eat food and avoid the cursed drama lol

also yufine vlogging 👁👁

social media influencer yufine au?

god she would be famous you're right

they're accidental scandals she gets into on stream

she wants to avoid the cursed drama but her combined energy from her and chat just ends up getting into some sort of trouble

SHE WOULD BE SO FAMOUS

oh yufine totally would accidentally get involved in drama

she just stumbles upon something incriminating and whoops! someone gets canceled lmao

her chat would definitely enable this

is yufine an egirl in any way or is she just vibing lol

she totally has tiktok though

also god she would totally be famous

lmao yeah she has gotten several people canceled on twt on accident and no one can say it's really her fault lmao, except for the people who got canceled

her chat will probably always defend her

prolly not she's just some girl vibing

oh yeah she posts like multiple times a day on tiktok lol

she posts those kinda dumb pose videos way too often and they get more views than they deserve lmao

she totally has an army of simps to back her up and it is terrifying

the power of booba is immense indeed

also yeah she totally posts several times a day on tiktok and other social media lmao

maybe not daily on youtube but she totally streams on twitch or something for mukbang purposes or just to chill with her cursed fanbase

i bet her twitter posts are either unhinged or like actual influencer stuff

no in between

she makes so much money from simps that it’s honestly just plain scary at this point, i agree

and they allow so much of this to happen

it’s very powerful 

yeah and she gets like a million views on each one miraculously

yeahhhh

lmao they’re usually unhinged random thoughts or some random complaints and her fandom is like “OMG MUST. PROTECT. THE QUEEN. YUFINE. !!!” 

dragon girl bathwater, perhaps?

also yeah she totally gets a hell of a lot of views on her videos

she makes hella bank from ad revenue alone

i bet her fanbase would literally go to physical war for her at this point

they're simply that dedicated to their dragon girl social media star

i don't know if yufine is truly aware of the power of her supporters though um

she's literally just vibing and she got popular lol

her thought process was like:

merch = money = gold... 🤤

LOL yeah just make a bath bomb and say she smells like that

lol she does it's a lot of bank and her simps are crazy

yeah honestly she started it out of curiosity then one day it just became her source of money

this is the only thought process she has while making merch lmao

bath bomb infused dragon girl bathwater 👁👁

yufine could win a war with her simp army at this point and it is terrifying

lmao yeah she's far more expensive than aither

do you think she gives garo some of the money she makes 👁👁

the world's end pub could undergo some swanky renovations

garo could get himself some cool stuff

it would just be a snazzy arrangement

yeah aither doesn't really care tho he does automatically have the money lmao

hmmmm at first no but she gave some (a very generous amount) to garo for his birthday one day and he was very happy and he used it to make the pub really nice and when there's a celebration she'd prob give him some and demand in return some of orbis's version of chicken nuggets

yeah the financial decisions end up being a questionable compromise but they're not that bad lol

what a horrific thought

lmao yeah aither's just vibing

also yes yufine probably would do that when it comes to giving money to garo

i think orbis probably does have chicken nuggets but they're just built different

yufine mentioned something about dragon nuggets in one of the side stories so uhh

that's a thing lol

regardless of what they're called i bet they'd be good though

i don't think garo would allow terrible food to be made at his respectable establishment

also lmao yeah that's totally how those discussions would go

garo is definitely the voice of reason when it comes to yufine's more cursed investment ideas

hmm

of course you can 👁👁

sorry this took me so long to finish um

the crushing pain of existence really do be hitting </3

also ap tests

ap tests suck

anyway

there is no way in hell yufine doesn't make terrible financial decisions i'm sorry

didn't she literally have ras and mercedes deliver something to her a good distance away from ezera or wherever she dwells so garo wouldn't find out

something among those lines? idk man

but yes

questionable money decisions

yufine seems to enjoy shiny objects and totally would bring various trinkets home

she has a possible hoarding problem with the amount of stuff she either brings home or buys because "ooh shiny"

i feel like yufine would frequent thrift stores for this reason because you can get many shiny objects on the cheaper side of things

that doesn't mean she wouldn't go to great lengths for a snazzy thing she likes though

not like committing actual financial crimes (unless the world's end pub ends up being a money laundering front) but various odd jobs and money-scrounging efforts are employed by this dragon so she gets what she wants

she probably does get some sort of allowance from garo though

how old even is yufine anyway

seems like she has the mental age of a teenager

i'll act like she is one i guess

lmao does yufine have a bedtime or at least a "please be asleep or just quiet by this time at night i'm begging you" type-thing

what kind of a parent even is garo anyway

i know nothing about that red dude

he sells information and makes drinks idk

he probably finds out about shit yufine is trying to hide from him sooner or later

usually sooner

it would probably be amusing to him though because i can't imagine yufine's cover stories being all that great

pov: you are yufine and garo is pointing out all the plot holes in the lie you are attempting to weave about the dubious location you were at to pick something up for the past like three hours

uhh

what else

does yufine go to school

is she getting an active education

smh garo educate your child

look i haven't read episode three yet so if some pertinent yufine lore is revealed there i don't know about it

doesn't yufine have this whole thing about not being able to turn into a dragon because she lost her memories

she totally talks to garo about that

i could see that dude passing on any possible info that could maybe help with that to yufine

anyway yufine just seems fairly chaotic in general lmao and i suppose garo simply has to deal with that energy every day

lol sorry this was kind of short but school is ruining my braincells and it causes me pain so oof

still, hopefully you enjoyed it? i feel like this idea would be a hell of a lot more spicy if it were in the hands of a more competent thought-producer than me lmao

and i wish you good luck on your exams

yufine’s whole budget goes to either food or shiny there is no inbetween LMAO

OMG WHEN SHE REALIZES YOU CAN EAT SMALL AMOUNTS OF GOLD (they are put on very fancy pastries) 

she begs him to buy gold to shave and eat LMAO 

he doesn’t btw she sulked for a very long time 

my ap exams have already passed lol but hopefully i didn't do too terribly on them

hey yufine's got her priorities in check i see no problem with this

she would go feral upon finding out about edible gold oh my god

food and shiny? perfect

lmao yufine becomes a mukbanger and makes enough bank to pay for her bad financial decisions

she can buy her own edible gold now and there's nothing garo can do about it

and yes yufine will survive lol

LMAO YUFINE FAMOUS RITANIAN MUKBANGER??? OH HELL YEAH

SHE’LL GO VLOGGING TOO

SHE’LL ACTUALLY BE FAMOUS

ap tests suck 0/10 would not recommend

is yufine one of those mukbangers who gets into scandal after scandal or is she just mostly chill

i'm leaning towards that second one because i think yufine would just wanna eat food and avoid the cursed drama lol

also yufine vlogging 👁👁

social media influencer yufine au?

god she would be famous you're right

they're accidental scandals she gets into on stream

she wants to avoid the cursed drama but her combined energy from her and chat just ends up getting into some sort of trouble

SHE WOULD BE SO FAMOUS

oh yufine totally would accidentally get involved in drama

she just stumbles upon something incriminating and whoops! someone gets canceled lmao

her chat would definitely enable this

is yufine an egirl in any way or is she just vibing lol

she totally has tiktok though

also god she would totally be famous

lmao yeah she has gotten several people canceled on twt on accident and no one can say it's really her fault lmao, except for the people who got canceled

her chat will probably always defend her

prolly not she's just some girl vibing

oh yeah she posts like multiple times a day on tiktok lol

she posts those kinda dumb pose videos way too often and they get more views than they deserve lmao

she totally has an army of simps to back her up and it is terrifying

the power of booba is immense indeed

also yeah she totally posts several times a day on tiktok and other social media lmao

maybe not daily on youtube but she totally streams on twitch or something for mukbang purposes or just to chill with her cursed fanbase

i bet her twitter posts are either unhinged or like actual influencer stuff

no in between

she makes so much money from simps that it’s honestly just plain scary at this point, i agree

and they allow so much of this to happen

it’s very powerful 

yeah and she gets like a million views on each one miraculously

yeahhhh

lmao they’re usually unhinged random thoughts or some random complaints and her fandom is like “OMG MUST. PROTECT. THE QUEEN. YUFINE. !!!” 

dragon girl bathwater, perhaps?

also yeah she totally gets a hell of a lot of views on her videos

she makes hella bank from ad revenue alone

i bet her fanbase would literally go to physical war for her at this point

they're simply that dedicated to their dragon girl social media star

i don't know if yufine is truly aware of the power of her supporters though um

she's literally just vibing and she got popular lol

her thought process was like:

merch = money = gold... 🤤

LOL yeah just make a bath bomb and say she smells like that

lol she does it's a lot of bank and her simps are crazy

yeah honestly she started it out of curiosity then one day it just became her source of money

this is the only thought process she has while making merch lmao

bath bomb infused dragon girl bathwater 👁👁

yufine could win a war with her simp army at this point and it is terrifying

lmao yeah she's far more expensive than aither

do you think she gives garo some of the money she makes 👁👁

the world's end pub could undergo some swanky renovations

garo could get himself some cool stuff

it would just be a snazzy arrangement