𝘊𝘙𝘈𝘡𝘠 * / 𝘎𝘌𝘕𝘐𝘜𝘚

My peak vibe is “the most annoying person you’ve ever met but with just enough charisma to pull it off somehow”

Self care is stupid I want to beat my dad with his own bones

i'm not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger

If someone points at your black clothes and asks you whose funeral is it, a look around the room and a casual “haven’t decided yet” is always a good response.

listen, when i go to open my mouth & what comes out is 12 degrees of seperation from what the original topic was, u need to connect the dots bitch. think fast. i’m not gonna hold ur hand but we’re leaving now and visiting every topic along the line. wave it goodbye, don’t get hung up on it

If anyone ever accuses you of doing something “for attention,” simply gaze heroically into the middle distance and murmur, “like Lord Byron before me.”