Ephemeral Toast

i want to feel sorry for the poor thing but the absolute silence from the crowd is breaking me

should have moonwalked its body off stage 2/10

alright fine. i’ll admit it. i miss dean winchester

I'm actually extremely triggered by being asked to reflect on my behavior and unlearn deeply rooted sexist and racist tendencies. You see I've been coddled like a baby my entire adult life and if you're not niceys to me I'll be forced to join the proud boys. This is a YOU problem btw

call me crazy but i think public transportation should explicitly also be for actively drunk/high people. so they don’t, you know, drive under the influence.

hi i hope it's not super obvious that people around me could barely feign interest in things i liked when i was a kid. can i show you this thing i made

blows up a random stranger with a rocket launcher for no reason then falls to the ground weeping histrionically & receives the tender attention & support of everyone present

average dnd party

Watching the Polish translator fighting for her life trying to live translate trump when none of his sentences end on the same topic as they start

I love that this cautionary pamphlet didn’t know how many nipples humans have and thus just added a bunch of ‘em