Your Local Trash Here

We’ve made flashlights but we haven’t made reverse flashlights

artificial darkness would be funny as hell though i’d love to beam a line of night directly into someone’s face. go to the void

hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)

@skinreflectsthesun

okay tumblr’s exclusion from the twitter social media ban list is hilarious but genuinely we do not belong on there. if a real human person asks “where can i find you on social media” and your choice is a swift death or revealing your tumblr, most of us would simply expire. half of y’all change urls every week like you’re in witness protection. just imagine for one second attaching your wholeass government name to your latest two am clownposting and tell me that didn’t send a cold chill down your spine. the only place i ever want to see the words “connect with me on tumblr!” is on the ao3 profile of an author i’m actively stalking. anyone in the world can follow me except anyone i personally know. antisocial media.