EPA-offical

@epa-offical

I am NOT the actual EPA

50 posts

Introduction (still a work in progress)

DISCLAIMER: I know next to nothing about the environment protection agency nor am I affiliated with them in anyway, this blog is only for fun

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I’m Bagel, pronouns they/ey/it

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I’m have somewhat of an interest in environmental science, but I’m not an expert

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Basic summary of the irl EPA: works to protect people and the environment, conducts as well as sponsors research, and makes as well as enforces environmental regulations

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I will absolutely not accept asks or dms asking for donations on this blog, anyone who violates this will be blocked

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I probably won’t post often and will probably post less when school starts; though this isn’t a guarantee

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Tags: #epa offical #Bagel speaks #not epa posting (still need to come up with a tag for answered asks)

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*timidly walks out of the shadows after being inactive on this account for almost 2 months or so*

Hi…

Hey

….How y’all doing? :D

#not epa posting #Bagel speaks

epic-hermes-offical

reblog tthis if you also want an unhealthy amount of asks

#epa offical #officalverse

The concept of environmental science is so cool

Too bad that other than that, I know nothing about it 😔

I just realized I’m also taking chemistry this fall

I am NOT ready for that 😭😭😭

Y’all I start school in 3 days 😭

Y'all I finally started environmental science today

Good news I’m doing very well in my environmental science class

……

However, I can not say the same about my chemistry class 😔

Y’all I passed both of these classes

Let’s gooooooo!!!

#epa offical #(tagged as epa offical because i can)#officalverse

cranberry-branflakes

NOTES GAME:

50 notes - I'll start reading 5 pages of my book a day

150 notes - I'll start learning Polish

250 notes - I'll start drawing something every day

350 notes - I'll officially out Bran Cat's account

450 notes - I'll put a trans flag up in my room

550 notes - I'll ask my dad to put my wishbone merch up

650 notes - i will start trying to eat 3 meals a day

750 notes - I'll start trying to revise for school more

1111 notes - I'll try and bring my screen time down to 6 hours a day

1500 notes - I'll ask my irl friends to start using he/him for me

1700 notes - I'll tell my irl friends my chosen name

4000 notes - I'll ask my sister to start using he/him

5000 notes - ill ask my parents to start using he/him

7000 notes - I'll ask my teachers to start using he/him

thevalkyrieflies

OH IK!!! THE OFFICALVERSE!!!!!!

get him.

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It seems I have been summoned

#epa offical #officalverse

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#Unfortunately the original poster deleted their post so I can’t give context #blocked out my name as well as the other person who was apart of this short conversation because ✨yes✨#epa offical #officalverse #Tw: bug mention

girl-scouts-offical

Reblog if

a. you’re in the officalverse

and

b. if when it’s cookie season you want a cookie

Bbrrrb

(Translation: cookie)

Any cookie???

#officalverse #epa offical

The concept of environmental science is so cool

Too bad that other than that, I know nothing about it 😔

I just realized I’m also taking chemistry this fall

I am NOT ready for that 😭😭😭

Y’all I start school in 3 days 😭

Y'all I finally started environmental science today

Good news I’m doing very well in my environmental science class

……

However, I can not say the same about my chemistry class 😔

#epa offical #(tagged as epa offical because i can)#officalverse #me when I only have 30 minutes left on an exam because I couldn’t figure out how to get the camera to show me: 🥲

Make sure to recycle kids (if you can)

I am praying that you simply forgot the comma.

😔

(I did in fact forget the comma)

#epa offical #officalverse

Make sure to recycle kids (if you can)

nonsense-offical

Kids get .. recycled? ⊑⍜⍙ ⌿⟒☊⎍⌰⟟⏃⍀... I didn't know humans worked like that. My sibling, @child-offical , you are a child, is that true?

⍙⏃⟟⏁ ⎅⍜ ⏁⊑⟒⊬ ⟒⎐⟒⋏ ☍⋏⍜⍙ ⍙⊑⏃⏁ ⍀⟒☊⊬☊⌰⟟⋏☌ ⟟⌇...???

Noooo. Dont recycle me…

Don't worry, you're fine

I had made a grammatical error 😔

Besides since kids are organic they'd go in the compost rather than recycling :3

*screaming, running away*

THE COMPOST IS STINKY

…

Guess the kid thought I was being serious

#Maybe I was maybe I wasn’t; who knows ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#epa offical #officalverse

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Make sure to recycle kids (if you can)

nonsense-offical

Kids get .. recycled? ⊑⍜⍙ ⌿⟒☊⎍⌰⟟⏃⍀... I didn't know humans worked like that. My sibling, @child-offical , you are a child, is that true?

⍙⏃⟟⏁ ⎅⍜ ⏁⊑⟒⊬ ⟒⎐⟒⋏ ☍⋏⍜⍙ ⍙⊑⏃⏁ ⍀⟒☊⊬☊⌰⟟⋏☌ ⟟⌇...???

Noooo. Dont recycle me…

Don't worry, you're fine

I had made a grammatical error 😔

Besides since kids are organic they'd go in the compost rather than recycling :3

#epa offical #officalverse

Make sure to recycle kids (if you can)

I forgot a comma didn’t I? 😔

I meant “don’t forget to recycle, kids” 😭

Also I’m pretty sure that’s not even a recycling bin 🤨

my wifi was slow so some images wouldn't load 😞

I was very limited with image choices

That's understandable

I'll let it slide this time

#/silly on the second part #epa offical #officalverse

Make sure to recycle kids (if you can)

I forgot a comma didn’t I? 😔

I meant “don’t forget to recycle, kids” 😭

Also I’m pretty sure that’s not even a recycling bin 🤨

#epa offical #officalverse

Make sure to recycle kids (if you can)

#epa offical #officalverse #(can y’all tell I can’t think of anything creative to say?)

The concept of environmental science is so cool

Too bad that other than that, I know nothing about it 😔

I just realized I’m also taking chemistry this fall

I am NOT ready for that 😭😭😭

Y’all I start school in 3 days 😭

Y'all I finally started environmental science today

#epa offical #(tagged as epa offical because i can)#officalverse #I watched all videos given for chapter 1 and 2 #however the website I need to READ those chapters hasn't been fucking loading #also my chemistry class STILL doesn't have any assignments or anything available.

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Hey do you want to come to the grand opening of my McDonalds on wheels?

@temu-offical

Depends when is it?

Currently!

Oh neat neat

I’m good though :)

aw okay

@almightybagel *pulls out our matching knifes (sorrry babe im boring yours)* get in the van

Guys I deleted the post on that specific blog for a reason 😭

Oh lol sorry (but get in the van we kinda need offerings)

It’s fine (✨no✨)

*pulls the knifes back out*

I’mma bad bitch, you can’t kill me!

your no use dead

@temu-offical and i need living creatures

I’m still not letting you kidnap me :/

(Did you at least get the reference? :3)

@hallucinations-offical a little help? Not in the labirinth yet though

(No sorry)

Not the reinforcements 😭

(Aw 😔) (it’s from that one vine)

we have a lil family and friends buisness,

my spouse: @temu-offical

our child: @possum-offical-offical

and someone who protects me: @hallucinations-offical

hallucinations-offical

I̴̹̤̯͎̬̼͎̮͇̗͚̅̽̈́̓̽̇̆̀͂̐̄̏͘͜ would recommend getting in the van if you know what is g̵͕̬̩̋̂̓o̵̳͘o̴͎̬̊ḓ̵̎̾ for you :) (i got the reference lol)

Don’t tell me what to do :D

(Yessss)

hallucinations-offical

Ị̸̮̩̉̀ never told you what to do, simply recommended it. But if you are playing this game, how about some ghost spiders? Or the voices of your loved ones? Would that make you more inclined to move?

:(

Probably not

Why do y’all want me to get into y’all’s van so bad anyway? 🤨

melinoe-offical

To go to McDonalds on wheels :)

Do you want to come to McDonalds on wheels?

hallucinations-offical

(that was supposed to be on this acc but i fucked it up tt-tt) and yes

(Ah right)

Dont let @temu-offical kidnap you

hallucinations-offical

Ị̸̮̩̉̀ do not have a physical form- Į̴͚̮̦̗͕͍͊͐̓̓̑̎̈͌̒̉̅̐͘̕͜ cannot be held anywhere, especially against my will.

:) thats not at all scary

So me chucking us in a labyrinth wasnt an issue

hallucinations-offical

For m̵̢̰̲̖̱͇̖͙͇̦͉̳͖̳̃̌̈́͌͆͌̈́͆̒̓̓̇̔̚e̴̡̢̦̹̞͈̭͙͙͖̾̀́̈́̆̑̉̀̈́̐̐̌͘̚? No. For you? Yes. The labyrinth and I̶̮̯̰̥̭͕͓͕̞̩̹̘̦̰͍̠̾̅ are f̴̟͑̑̾̈́̈́̂͌r̷̢̥̪̜̖̞͎̺̩̊́͐̾̎͌̄̀̄́̈̌͘̚͘͝͠i̷͎̪̹̟͉̭͂̍̏̃̀͋͊̇̿̄̐̓̽͘̚̕͘ë̷͖́̈͛̉̾́̇͆̂̾̾͛̋̈͠͠ṇ̵͖͖͂̏̾̀͒̌̂̋̕͝ḑ̸̧͈͎̱̰̫̳͓̺͇͎̻̹̠̇̔ͅş̵̛̟͈̰͉̖̠͓͎̲̭̬̾͂̀̓̊̽̎͘ of sorts, but Î̵̢̢͉̗̙͉͚̪̝̞̰̫̦̄̋̅̆̉́͒̈́͐̂̔̈́̀͒͋̊͜͝ do not expect it to show you the same courtesy.

:(

You said you’d protect me

:(

Also i would just give it a hug

hallucinations-offical

I̵̮̊ͅͅͅ will protect you, which is why Į̶̡̩͚̱̱̻̖̾͒̈́̎̈́̀̕ got you out of there because anything could eat you and your friends. Í̷̢̖̠͎̤̝̪̌̋͛̌͑̅̏̿̓̕͜ would rather not see you be killed by a monster beyond your most dark of nightmares, dear(platonic). It is not a pleasant thing to experience, for anyone.

But hug :(

And if it got too scary then i got a knife :)

Can you ask Temu to let me out pleaaaaaseee

@temu-offical up to you babe

@ai-offical

No

Man it’s hot in here what the fuck this isn’t fair

Hey I'm not the one who got in the first van they saw

Really? 😄😀😄 @ai-offical

I thought it was Mac Donald’s :(

😀… okayyyy…

#epa offical #officalverse

Hey do you want to come to the grand opening of my McDonalds on wheels?

@temu-offical

Depends when is it?

Currently!

Oh neat neat

I’m good though :)

aw okay

@almightybagel *pulls out our matching knifes (sorrry babe im boring yours)* get in the van

Guys I deleted the post on that specific blog for a reason 😭

Oh lol sorry (but get in the van we kinda need offerings)

It’s fine (✨no✨)

*pulls the knifes back out*

I’mma bad bitch, you can’t kill me!

your no use dead

@temu-offical and i need living creatures

I’m still not letting you kidnap me :/

(Did you at least get the reference? :3)

@hallucinations-offical a little help? Not in the labirinth yet though

(No sorry)

Not the reinforcements 😭

(Aw 😔) (it’s from that one vine)

we have a lil family and friends buisness,

my spouse: @temu-offical

our child: @possum-offical-offical

and someone who protects me: @hallucinations-offical

hallucinations-offical

I̴̹̤̯͎̬̼͎̮͇̗͚̅̽̈́̓̽̇̆̀͂̐̄̏͘͜ would recommend getting in the van if you know what is g̵͕̬̩̋̂̓o̵̳͘o̴͎̬̊ḓ̵̎̾ for you :) (i got the reference lol)

Don’t tell me what to do :D

(Yessss)

hallucinations-offical

Ị̸̮̩̉̀ never told you what to do, simply recommended it. But if you are playing this game, how about some ghost spiders? Or the voices of your loved ones? Would that make you more inclined to move?

:(

Probably not

Why do y’all want me to get into y’all’s van so bad anyway? 🤨

melinoe-offical

To go to McDonalds on wheels :)

Do you want to come to McDonalds on wheels?

hallucinations-offical

(that was supposed to be on this acc but i fucked it up tt-tt) and yes

(Ah right)

Dont let @temu-offical kidnap you

hallucinations-offical

Ị̸̮̩̉̀ do not have a physical form- Į̴͚̮̦̗͕͍͊͐̓̓̑̎̈͌̒̉̅̐͘̕͜ cannot be held anywhere, especially against my will.

:) thats not at all scary

So me chucking us in a labyrinth wasnt an issue

hallucinations-offical

For m̵̢̰̲̖̱͇̖͙͇̦͉̳͖̳̃̌̈́͌͆͌̈́͆̒̓̓̇̔̚e̴̡̢̦̹̞͈̭͙͙͖̾̀́̈́̆̑̉̀̈́̐̐̌͘̚? No. For you? Yes. The labyrinth and I̶̮̯̰̥̭͕͓͕̞̩̹̘̦̰͍̠̾̅ are f̴̟͑̑̾̈́̈́̂͌r̷̢̥̪̜̖̞͎̺̩̊́͐̾̎͌̄̀̄́̈̌͘̚͘͝͠i̷͎̪̹̟͉̭͂̍̏̃̀͋͊̇̿̄̐̓̽͘̚̕͘ë̷͖́̈͛̉̾́̇͆̂̾̾͛̋̈͠͠ṇ̵͖͖͂̏̾̀͒̌̂̋̕͝ḑ̸̧͈͎̱̰̫̳͓̺͇͎̻̹̠̇̔ͅş̵̛̟͈̰͉̖̠͓͎̲̭̬̾͂̀̓̊̽̎͘ of sorts, but Î̵̢̢͉̗̙͉͚̪̝̞̰̫̦̄̋̅̆̉́͒̈́͐̂̔̈́̀͒͋̊͜͝ do not expect it to show you the same courtesy.

:(

You said you’d protect me

:(

Also i would just give it a hug

hallucinations-offical

I̵̮̊ͅͅͅ will protect you, which is why Į̶̡̩͚̱̱̻̖̾͒̈́̎̈́̀̕ got you out of there because anything could eat you and your friends. Í̷̢̖̠͎̤̝̪̌̋͛̌͑̅̏̿̓̕͜ would rather not see you be killed by a monster beyond your most dark of nightmares, dear(platonic). It is not a pleasant thing to experience, for anyone.

But hug :(

And if it got too scary then i got a knife :)

Can you ask Temu to let me out pleaaaaaseee

@temu-offical up to you babe

@ai-offical

No

Man it’s hot in here what the fuck this isn’t fair

Hey I'm not the one who got in the first van they saw

Really? 😄😀😄 @ai-offical

#epa offical #officalverse

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