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Dance with me? | Rated T | 1,955 words

Fake-dating Caitvi :D

Don't punch me | Rated T | 3,159 words

Fluffy there was only one bed for my beloved Caitvi ♥

Do yourself a favor, Cupcake | Rated T | 1,052 words

Cait's thoughts during that shower scene at the end of Episode 8

I made cupcakes | Rated M | 3,208 words

Vi asks Ekko to help her bake cupcakes for Caitlyn, it does not go as planned

Kiss it better | Rated M | 4,650 words

Drunk Vi gets a new tattoo and is very excited to show it to Caitlyn

Kiss me, cupcake | Rated M | 2,958 words

Roommate AU Caitvi :D (where Vi is (metaphorically) blind and Cait is a little shit)

Love me, cupcake | Rated M | 1,328 words

Roommate AU Caitvi Part 2 :D (naked Caitvi being in love with each other :D)

Marry me, cupcake | Rated M | 4,465 words

Roommate AU Caitvi Part 3 :D (the title speaks for itself :D)

Show me the colors of your soul | Rated T | 4 chapters | 10,837 words

Trouble In Trostenwald

Rated T | Chapter 7/27

The old man yelled again, and suddenly the skin of his arms started to tear, bones splitting from the flesh, writhing and cracking. Dust and blood spilled from his wounds, as his withering form swelled and swelled. People around him screamed and made a run for the exit, and Beau felt her heart skip a beat in his chest.

“Oh man, this is awesome!” she exclaimed in excitement. She had to admit, the whole thing had kind of been lame so far, but then this devil-toad thing and the little girl with the angel voice, and now this! That was incredible!

Trouble In Trostenwald

Rated T | Chapter 6/27

“Will you hold me through the show?” Yasha’s heart skipped a beat, then she noticed the spark of humor in the woman’s eyes. She was messing with her, and Yasha knew perfectly well how to deal with that. “That’s an extra charge,” she told her, and Beau grinned again. “We do do that though.” “How much?” “An extra five gold.” “Five gold?” Beauregard looked both amused and revolted, and Yasha offered her a cheeky smile, flexing a little. “There arms are worth a lot.”

Trouble In Trostenwald

Rated T | Chapter 5/27

Beauregard was the only one that managed to keep up with Nott’s drinking pace – and even she was stumbling more and more as the afternoon advanced. Fjord was a sucker, barely even drank half of what Nott ended up drinking – it didn’t surprise her, actually. Jester did not drink at all. As for Caleb, Nott already knew he was not a heavy drinker, and that he did not hold his alcohol very well.

But it was alright. Nott would not trade him for the world, and definitely not for any of these other weirdos they spent their day with.

Trouble In Trostenwald

Rated T | Chapter 4/27

Fjord let the rest of his Trost twirl in his pint, as the two exuberant carnival folk walked out of the inn, and he wondered what he should expect of their show. He’d never really been to the circus before – obviously, it wasn’t like he would’ve had the occasion before, in his childhood or later on. There hadn’t been much room for fun activities back at the orphanage. Now however, and ever since he’d met Jester in Port Damali, well. The blue tiefling seemed to attract fun wherever she went – or maybe she attracted trouble, Fjord wasn’t entirely certain just yet.

Trouble In Trostenwald

Rated T | Chapter 3/27

There was an exuberant blue tiefling, a sharp looking human woman, a half-orc with assessing eyes, a very dirty red-headed human man, and what appeared to be a hooded halfling girl. The two tables gave off a very particular vibe, a tension woven very tightly between its occupants, and it called unto Mollymauk for a reason he couldn’t quite decipher just yet.

It made his heart hammer with anticipation and curiosity, which he found delicious.

Trouble In Trostenwald

Rated T | Chapter 2/27

Jester was adding the last details on the finely carved d*ck she had been etching into the table with Beauregard, when the fisherman they had helped the day before, Rinaldo, walked up to them. They had only come down for breakfast a few minutes earlier, but the bustling tavern meant the maid hadn’t come up to take their orders just yet, so Jester had to get creative while they waited.

Beauregard, after her initial surprise at Jester’s suggestion, had eagerly agreed to help, and the carved d*ck was pre-tty perfect. The Traveler would be pleased, Jester thought. Fjord had declined the offer to participate, yet he’d let out a low chuckle when Beau and her had started debating about size and girth.

Trouble In Trostenwald

Rated T | Chapter 1/27

For once, it was not visions of burning chaos and unbearable suffering that awoke Caleb Widogast, but rather the low, comforting glow of the early morning sun creeping through the curtains.

Or: Caleb Widogast and Nott the Brave start their day meeting new, colorful people, in the town of Trostenwald along the edges of the Ustaloch.Surely nothing bad will happen if they hang out with them at a carnival, right?

Or: basically wrote the first four episodes of C2 as a fanfic, enjoy! :D Updates every Tuesdays!

One thing led to another

Rated M | 4,734 words

“Apologies to your taste buds,” Vex said in obvious amusement, taking her glass back, “Mister fancy pants.”

Percy frowned at the nickname, and Vex looked very pleased with herself. It was a terribly good look on her, quite unfair really. Especially now as he was trying to muster the courage to say what he wanted to say next. “If you’re… interested in tasting good wine, I do happen to have a couple of bottles in my– ”

She didn’t let him finish his sentence. “Lead the way.”

Or: Neighbor AU, where Vex is a little shit, and Percy is in way over his head (or maybe it's the other way around, who knows! :D)