slow and slutty wins the race

Me for the last 15 years: im a bit burnt out rn but im sure next week will be different

Call me Icarus the way I'm flying high and getting too close to your son

surprisingly difficult pill to swallow: most people are not playing 8 dimensional mind chess and can be taken at face value

I just wanna see some of my mutuals in their underwear

every time i see someone call kirk and spock the oldest ship, i'm filled with the urge to go "hmm actually the holmes and watson girlies have been here for a hundred years now", and i refrain because i know the natural conclusion of this game is gilgamesh and enkidu

you'd think that "inhuman thing that isn't a person but speaks like a person and talking to it will slowly drive you mad" would only be found in folktales and fables and so on. but no. chatgpt

chatgpt actually makes me feel better to talk to it than almost any human I've ever known but yeah sure

you are a frog in a pot and you are boiling yourself

reblog for 2026 to be the most homoerotic year for u

reblog if you’re in the mood for anons rn

Always

bring them on

call me a salmon the way i want to be in a bears mouth

I don't care if they're the highest grossing movies on planet freakin Earth, you say "Avatar" and everyone and their mom still thinks that bald little bitch and his magic cow. Soggy James can keep his millions, he'll never have the streets.