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❝ i’m not exaggerating — this is a real travesty. next thing you know i’m getting roasted by fashion students on youtube for my lack of style, ❞ bowie sighs, extending his phone outward so she can see. ❝ those kids are ruthless. ❞ her lack of reaction has bowie wonder if his reaction was initially too melodramatic. he turns his phone back toward himself to study the photo. ❝ not that i know of. usually i stick with dior or balmain, but i think my stylist is trying to get me to branch out of my comfort zone. though, i don’t think that this sweater is the answer. ❞

chocolate hues trail the brunette’s movements as she takes in the photo, wondering briefly if he was the one lacking a sense of style or if his stylist was slowly losing her mind. or playing a joke even. though, bowie couldn’t tell at this point. ❝ i do look good in yellow, ❞ bowie echos in thoughtful consideration, but any positivity is down the drain within the next few seconds. ❝ unless there’s supposed to be some hidden commentary in my wardrobe stylings like i’m the hunger games then i don’t think so. i wasn’t even much of a sesame street kid growing up so this big bird sweater is as close as i’ll ever get. ❞

❝ come look at this picture my stylist sent me of the shirt she wants me to wear to some fancy industry dinner and tell me you don’t think the yellow feathers make it look like i just got into a fight with big bird and made a sweater out of him as comeuppance. ❞ bowie offers out the phone to the other with knitted eyebrows. ❝ i know i’m attractive but good look can only carry a person so far. ❞ @lalastarters​

❝ oh, no. don’t stop on my accord. i thought the dance was pretty cool, ❞ bowie grins and leans his hip against the wall beside him, taking a sip from his smoothie. ❝ are you filming a tiktok dance ?? i have to say i don’t the song or the choreography. although, an argument could be made that i’m not the core demographic of tiktok. ❞

❝ you sure your manager didn’t sign you up for the next season of married at first sight and didn’t let you know ?? ❞ bowie jokes and leans forward to check out the article in question once julian sets it down on the table. ❝ if it helps — apparently i have a secret kid and started up some weird sex club back in australia and that’s what i was up to during my break as opposed to going off to college. can’t help but wonder if i should be flattered that they think i’m that interesting or worried as to where they come up with this shit. ❞

to say that bowie’s afternoon was actively vying to make its way into the top five of his shittiest days list would be an understatement. the last thing he anticipated was to be stuck on the side of the road with steam coming out the hood of his mercedes. the voice appearing beside him has bowie turn. ❝ that easy to tell, huh ?? you probably know more about it than i do — i just buy them and hope for the best, ❞ bowie shakes his head and gestures to the car. ❝ i just got the damn thing two weeks ago so either they sold me a lemon or i’m just an idiot. though, i will say the later proves true in most circumstances so who knows. ❞

tag drop for 𝐛𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐞 𝐚𝐡𝐦𝐞𝐝 !!