Artisanal anxiety

Oh?????????? My God!!?!?!?!?!!?

I will hold and cherish them!

Me when my friends get online

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

not risking it

I like how this post didn’t threaten me or my mother if I did not reblog…very wholesome. Have a great Thursday

I have a test. Not risking it

I’d like to put a reminder in this post that all you’re risking is a normal Thursday, and reblogging only gives you internal positive vibes. It’s a bit unsettling that any post that jokingly gives good luck is always interpreted as having an implicit threat. Your Thursday’s gonna be great. <3

Imagine a dragon at Antiques Roadshow, appraising its hoard

Imagine the dragon hoards monetarily worthless things like newspapers or old bones and the person appraising it getting more and more nervous about telling the dragon their stuff isnt worth anything

Imagine that the dragon knows this and just likes watching the person squirm.

The dragon actually hoards uncomfortable situations

Finally some good fucking content.

cock and ball therapy

cognitive behavioral torture

I LOVE HUMPHREY

@comixqueen