Never said I was an angel I am damaged all the way

Please reblog this post if you are willing to write with ‘un-shippable’ muses. 

I’m talking about those muses who are perhaps elderly, who are married/taken and not liable to affairs, muses who are asexual/aromantic, or even just muses whose muns don’t really want to ship. 

Send one for your muse to…

★ - drag my muse by the arm ⁂ - grab my muse by the front of their shirt, possibly shoving them back ✱ - take my muse by the hips to carefully move them out of their way ➜ - smack my muse upside the head ⌧ - grip my muse by the back of the neck © - put a hand on my muse’s back to steer them somewhere ✂ - point sternly at a chair and tell my muse to sit down ✉ - push my muse back down when they try to get out of bed (perhaps involving illness, injury, or sleep deprivation) ☛ - press a finger to my muse’s lips to shut them up ♚ - put a hand on my muse’s knee while sitting next to them, to discourage them from standing up ♧ - slap my muse’s hand away from something they shouldn’t touch ♦ - grab my muse’s hair and yank ♤ - slam a door shut before my muse can leave the room ♞ - physically pick my muse up and carry them ♭ - grip my muse’s jaw to make them look yours in the eye ♨ - rub my muse down with a sponge/wet cloth  ☀ - pin my muse with their arms behind their back ☠ - slam my muse into a wall ☾ - wrestle/pin my muse to the ground

“You good?”

“Great, let’s do it.”

“Because we suck.”

“I hate fried chicken.”

“I’m a glitter monster.”

“Oh, that’s so painful!”

“Okay, I didn’t do that.”

“It’s effortlessly graceful.” 

“Do professionals get hurt?”

“This is exhausting me fully.”

“Can we put on those tutus?”

“I’m not allowed to sit down?”

“That means you’re the best.”

“Why is everything in French?”

“I told you, something’s coming.”

“It’s very little and, yet, it’s so much.”

“That one was the best we’ve done.”

“I just got yelled at by a ten year old.”

“You don’t have to be flowy and soft.”

“I thought I was in shape, but I’m not.”

“You look like such a bitch in make-up.”

“This was awful, thank you for sharing.”

“I don’t know how I can do it, I just can.”

“This will mask all of my bad feet moves.”

“Yeah, professionals get hurt all the time.”

“I don’t wanna do this, I’m gonna hurt myself…”

“Quick question: do you sleep in a giant music box?”

“There’s a reason we have not done it: this is impossible.”

“So, we’re gonna be training with seasoned professionals?”

“How much fried chicken would you say you eat in a week?”

“Am I not gonna become a beautiful bird person at the end of this?”

“You have to be a spider-human, and then be graceful with your spider-body — !”

“Hopefully everyone’s just distracted by my roguish good looks and fierce contour.”

“I don’t want anything from you.” She said calmly. “You just.. seem lonely.” Like Kara. Or maybe it was hopeful wishing. “I can leave if you want.”

An Intimate Relationship…

if you think that female muses shouldn’t have to be toned down for the comfort of other people? 

Female muses don’t have to be easy. They don’t have to be cute, they don’t have to hold back their drama. They aren’t interesting despite their chaotic personality, but because of it. 

       [01]  “Sooo … the weather.”         [02]  “This is, was, my favourite shirt.”         [03]  “Oh, no, ha ha. You can have it, go on.”         [04]  [Clears throat.] “Anyway, moving on from that — ”         [05]  [Long period of silence while avoiding eye contact.]         [06]  “Uhm, I think you meant to say ‘[word/phrase],’ not ‘[word/phrase].’”         [07]  "Ha, you’re the last person I expected to wake up next to this morning.”         [08]  “That’s — that’s a bit of a strange thing to ask, isn’t it? A bit personal?”         [09]  “Oh, wow, I hardly expected to run into you today … again!”         [10]  “Huh? What did you say? I had earbuds in.”

        [11]  “Sorry, I can’t hear you over the [music/noise], you’re going to have to repeat that.”         [12]  “I swear I didn’t mean to graze your [boob/bum] just then.”         [13]  “Excuse me, sorry, but that’s mine, actually.”         [14]  “No, no, you go first. I insist.”         [15]  “No, really. You go … please just go.”         [16]  [Under breath to self.] “This is painful.”         [17]  “Ha, yeah, I know it wasn’t my best joke.”         [18]  “No, actually, I didn’t mean to say that. Ignore that.”         [19]  “Actually, I think it’s better if I don’t comment on that.”         [20]  “Sorry to interrupt, but — you’ve got something on your face.”