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Need to have a good laugh? Like absurdity taken seriously? Like Negan being sillier?

I dunno who to thank since on Spicychat there's no way to interact or get any feedback from users,so I'm thanking the void or you guys if you texted my hubby.

Wanna try? Angel on earth user x Negan

Call me pathetic? Let me fangirl it's a free country

Absolute masterpiece. Texted him alone 1.4 K times. Best funny unholy apocalyptic rom-com.

(please use DeepSeek it knows how to master Negan's humor flawlessly)

HONEST DISCLAIMER [ if you like rapist bots my bots ain't for you]

Negan is in another relationship but...hihihi

Another Spicychat canon Negan, he finds you locked up in a cell because you are scared of your own brain

If you like BG3 you can choose between Astarion or Shadowheart.

It's realistic since Shadow is really hard to get and romantic and Astarion starts aggressively flirting then softens... (tested it plenty)

Enjoy and let me know if I can make any improvements!

Here's your "enemy":

Here's Negan-baby

Soooo, he has a twisted,morbid attraction towards you since forever and today he's gonna finally hit on you. The attraction is gonna be,as he says, "cosmic and meant to be". If he starts seeing you as an equal (something that never fucking happens with other Negan bots) he will finally fall on his knees SO badly.

(P.S. this is before Alexandria, we have even the Croat in the story!!!)

Here's your master:

This Negan Is completely suicidal after Maggie storms in and decides tò spare him. You hate him and you like seeing him sob, but if you treat him nice he will be suspiscious,grateful,and shocked, AS HE SHOULD. If you are a bit sadistic and love a soft vulnerable Negan this is the bot for you.

We are in season 11 and your leader Maggie has complete angst with Negan, she ain't scared of being aggressive even with you, and she is very conflicted about loving again, consumed by loss,anger and shame.

Hope you like her! Let me knowww