Dr. A. Volakis

rules:

no hard nsfw, bigotry, discourse, etc. (risque posts will be tagged #cw nsfw)

this blog follows an amber-lives AU— you’re welcome to send in asks about specifics

OC/in-character asks are allowed— the above two points apply!

mun is not a doctor! please suspend all disbelief. (if i get anything seriously wrong, you’re welcome to tell me via ask/DM and i’ll try to retcon it.)

do not expect any kind of serious deep characterisation! this is for fun

OMG, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS!!! YOU’RE TOO SWEET!!!! 🥹

I’M SO HAPPY YOU LIKE HER CANE!!! i don’t have much experience with mobility aids beyond Having Friends Who Use Them, so i’m glad to know i’m Doing It Right so far!!!!!!!

it’s not a cane, but i was inspired partly by this post about her using a forearm crutch Post-Leg-Pole. i know anon said she wouldn’t use a cane but i thought it would be funny if she DID have a cane and it was Sleeker and Cuntier than house’s cane <\3 out-girlypopped yet again, old man!

(also apologies if you’re no-doubles because i read “…and an amber kinnie…” and physically went like this:

Quickfire answers. Yes, that is a tennis ball. Yes, it is THAT tennis ball— yes, he still has it. The patient told us that they ate it, and in a miraculous biology-defying stunt that we all definitely believe, it travelled the whole way down the digestive tract unharmed. I’m not allowed to tell you who the patient was— and no, that isn’t code for “patient confidentiality”, I mean that I’ve been told in no uncertain terms that I will lose my job if literally anyone finds out.

not intentionally! i’m a multishipper, and i like to play with all of them, so i’m kind of afraid that if i Choose a ship, it’ll box me in re; the kind of silly jokes/ask responses i can make.

i am a big volasters fan, though (it’s in my top 3 amber ships! yes i have a full ranking), so i won’t shy away from anything! if the crowd wants more volasters the crowd shall get more volasters :^]