Ramlethalifications

Match Made in HEAVEN OR HELL. DUEL 1

To celebrate 4/20, I will be ranking every single Guilty Gear Accent Core portrait from least to most blazed out of their mind!

23.Potemkin

Everyone else got so high that there was no weed left when Potemkin arrived, leaving the Zeppian soldier angry and weedless.

22. Ky Kiske

The illyrian king does not know what weed is and has taken an anti-drug pledge back in highschool. He refuses to even think about anything with caffeine in it, much less actual drugs. He is judging you.

21.Venom

Venom similarly did not get any of the weed, He’s similarly quite miffed about this predicament and is currently going for the kill.

20.Chipp Zanuff

The self declared president refuses to even try a weed, no matter what day it is. He looks down at you with scorn, ready to give you his own personal Drug Psa/Friendship Speech. Winners don’t do drugs, you’ve never seen Goku with a blunt, now have you?

19.Millia Rage

She’s judging you.

18.Zappa

Not actually high, arrived here while the weed was being handed out and got a headache from the smell. Left ASAP. 

17. Jam Kuradoberi

She made weed brownies as a 4/20 special and is currently checking your eyes to see how effective they are. She’s considering calling a doctor.

16. Testament

They are both judging you and trying their very best not to make it noticable that they accidentally ate a weed brownie earlier, because of which they can now see a skeleton dancing in the edge of their vision.

15. Baiken

Similarly judging you for being a lightweight. Took a few brownies herself to make Anji more tolerable. Is suprisingly less stabby than she usually is.

14.A.B.A.

Took her first weed a few hours ago and is currently suffering the after effects. Honestly just wants to go home. Doesn’t remember where she parked Paracelsus.

13. Faust

Got called in by Jam because her weed brownies are too strong. Impossible to tell how high exactly he is due to the bag on his head, however the glowing eye makes it likely that he snuck off with a little snack after he treated his patients.

12.Slayer

Ate the most weed brownies out of everyone but is very easily holding himself together. Has years of experience pretending not to be high. Is patting your back and telling you a story about how he and Nagoriyuki got absolutely blazed in a karaoke bar in the 19th century.

11.Order Sol

Just passed you the bong with an expression that says “here you go my man, this is the good shit.”

10.Johnny

Was right before Order Sol in the blunt rotation. Is currently thinking about women. The sunglasses are hiding it well but he’s completly out of his mind.

9.Anji Mito

Put extra weed in the brownies. Quite stoned himself but knows exactly what he did. Is not sorry for what he did.

8.I-no

Tripping balls. Is currently trying to remember if she turned the stove off before coming here. Is gonna return to a burned down home and an on fire Raven.

7.Robo-Ky

is a bong

6.Eddie

Did not realize corpses could actually get high and scarfed down an entire batch of brownies. Is currently on another planet. Does not remember his own name. Zato-one was never revived, Eddie is still high as of Xrd.

5.Dizzy

First time weed consumer and absolute light weight. Has no idea what’s going on but thinks everything is really nice. has been staring at her own tail swishing back and forth for the better part of an hour now.

4. Axl Low

Chewsday innit

3. May

Snuck off with Johnny’s bong. Can taste colors. Wil try to touch your face.

2. Sol Badguy

Stoned out of his fucking mind. Can’t handle weed as well as he could during his holy order days. Is currently drooling onto himself. There are no thoughts behind that headband.

1.Bridget

i love a lot how someone pointed out his coat being open seems like a way to put value on comfort and openness on his own feelings; though i dont think im as smart as this (lovely) statement, i actually did it because i thought it feels less restrictive because less restriction and more freedom with one-self is what ggst faust vibe gives. which i feel it goes through same route, no?

also, i still wanted to showcase the nurse outfit and not cover it up completely, cuz i feel its an important part of ggst faust's design, just slightly transformed without modifying much ^^

Sadly i couldn't add the "Goo)d" logo anywhere because i feel it would have feel way too clustered as it is, but in my mind, the logo stayed behind the main coat in either the same dark red color or also the same turquoise of his nurse outfit.

for the screws i went with the 'classic' screws taking the place of his belt crosses on XRD, and swap the main ones for machine screws merely for the sake of adding the cross pattern there instead.

at first i was going to made the under-shirt of either a darker turquoise color (like his pants) or yellow, but i decided to stick with a black shirt as the smallest hint possible to baldhead's doctor outfit before he rips that shit off

the "rings" on the left hand are because i wanted to add the scalpels like his Snip Snip Snip attack however i forgot to add the scalpels and got too lazy when i noticed. so like, they're weird rings now, take them as you wish lol

i was going to change his shoes for loafers but seeing how somehow everyone on ggst has now trendy sneakers (even asuka for some goddamn reason) i just left them... like its wtv they're stylish anyway

i was also going to add a ID card somewhere that said "hello i am faust" but also felt it would be too cluttered, so i decided against it.

with the mini faust on the bottom corner, since his stitching isnt as visible anymore, i just gave it to the mini. he still has the stitching underneath, though

also the yellow belt, idk i just see it as an orthopedic waist belt due to his size and current weight, he might need it. and conisdering the syringe is gone i just pretend its inside on one of his pockets and he like gets all type of crazy shit from his pockets like the usual silly faust so there's that